Asian Massage Parlours with table showers

I have not had one yet so that is why I am inquiring but from what I've read the massage therapist gives you a shower and body scrub before the massage. I think it is a way to weed out cops from busting them as they will see how aroused and open you are. It sounds like fun but also could lead to serious blue balls if all they so is tease and not please. From what I've read they are common in some areas and lead to more but here in the Twin Cities there are a lot that advertise them but from what I've gathered many of them just tease you with nothing more. I have always been very attracted to Asians so such an experience sounds very inviting.
 
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Did it one time during a bachelor party visit to a AMP for the groom. It was a little awkward at first if you ask me but eventually you enjoy it I guess. Even if you are comfortable with your body and all its still weird/ For me not to mention my best friend was on a table in the same room LOL..for us the washing and all was sort in a same room and the massage + whatever else one may want was in private room.
 
I have an Asian Parlor up the road from me. Been friends with the lady their for about two years now. Once in a while I'll visit her and we pretty much do the same thing every time. I get a table wash, she'll shave my ass and balls and clean out my colon for me. We go back to the massage room and she puts on a strap on and fucks my ass. She sucks my balls, massages my prostate and I bust a nut on her titties. It's kinda fun but I like new experiences, so I don't visit as much a s I use to. I give her a guilt trip about the price and complain about her fake accent. Cool gal though.
 
I'd love to go but the local assholes complain about the "commotion," and they send the cops over to arrest the girls. They should just legalize the shit.

I wouldn't mind going over for a warm oil handjob once in a while..
 
i frequent one 3-4 times a year. i like it. starts with me on my tummy and then on my back. every nook and cranny gets scrubbed, best part is when the "therapist" lifts my cock and scrotum to scrub under........I am usually hard by that time; getting my ass scrubbed before does that to me. i have had my ass fingered and a tug on the dick is almost a guarantee. new therapists are generally more coy and try to stick to the non-erotic rules of the establishment, but once they warm up, pretty much everything is game. it usually ends with some hot play in the massage room following a nice relaxing massage.

try it and see how it feels. i didn't know what to expect during my first time there but started to enjoy my subsequent visits. i am able to request the same therapist or get a different one (needless to say, i stick to the ones who don't mind providing the extras) :)
 
It's a nice experience. My favorite part was afterward, getting towelled off. As she was drying of my leg my semi hard cock brushed against her forhead. We had sex after that, but for some reason that stands out for me.
 
Another question I have is concerning the cost. Most of the AMP in this area advertise a free or very low cost adder for a table shower which sounds great if you can get some action even before the actual massage starts. However how do they discuss upgrade$ to your normal massage. I am assuming that the table shower may expose a law enforcement official so they should be more open to discussing options after the table shower.
 
My "option" discussion was after the table shower and in the private room when I was naked and getting the massage. I think they think this way if you aren't into anything sexual. just a massage they can "convince you". I just got the massage as the rest isn't my style..but prices for various things seemed to be negotiable. Afterwards the guys who did do something all paid something different..and some paid the same for being JO'd as others who got laid. LOL
 
Don't like table showers. Usually adds another 20 bucks to the total, which I would rather save by taking a shower myself. I like standing under very hot water for as long as it takes me to be satisfied, be it 5 minutes or 20.

Last time I had a table shower given to me, she scrubbed my arse for a good 3-4 minutes. Afterwards, when she rim jobbed out of the blue, then I understood why there was the good cleaning. It was interesting.
 
I've lived in the Middle East the past few years and the Arabs are famous for their Moroccan Scrubs. Being in the Arab world, it's only done by guys but they're all very, very good at it and if you're open to it, they'll massage everything once they gauge your 'mood'. They're done in a steam sauna over here and very relaxing.
 
A long time ago, in a Galax ... NYC (pre-Guliani) I checked out the back pages in a local free paper, and saw many ads for Asian MPs, almost all advertising Table Showers. After wandering the city most of the day, I went to the address of one of these places and took the elevator up a few floors of what looked like some old office building. Went through the front door and about 15 girls were called out and I was told to pick one.

I picked out the prettiest girl (probably a mistake, I would later learn) and she took me to a private room and to disrobe for the table shower. When the coast was clear (I did have a towel), she took me down the hall to a room with a vinyl padded table, tiled floor and a shower hookup. The table shower itself was perfunctory, but she did wash down every part of me. There was no 'extra attention' paid to my cock and balls although she did make sure I was squeaky clean down there.

We went back to the room and she asked if I wanted anything else. Of course I did, so I asked. She wanted something like $300+ to fuck (this was the very early 1990's, so this was waaaaaay too much money) so all I could afford was a hand-job. She wouldn't even remove any of her clothing, but she did allow me to caress her ass and thigh.

As soon as I was hard, she commented on how big I was, and struggled to put a condom on me (for a handjob?) She then gave me a decent hand-job, as I caressed what I could reach. As I got closer to cumming, I noticed that the condom had split, but I didn't say anything. I exploded, and she was a little caught by surprise as I spurted cum about a foot up into the air. She cleaned me up and I went on my way.

In retrospect, I should have picked one of the 'not-so-pretty' girls that were giving me the 'come-on' eye. I probably would have gotten more bang for my buck!
 
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I have had the table shower not worth the time. Plus this time comes off your massage time. If u r dirty and need a shower then go 4 it otherwise save the time for the massage. I also had it after to clean up after cumming but it's kinda a pain walking down the hallway just in a towel and they want u to use their flipflops gross!!
 
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I frequently fly to NYC and there you can find lots of Asian (Chinese) massage places that offer table shower. My absolute favorite is UTOPIA spa (quite new). It's on Lexington Ave/69 St. Very cosy and clean place with totally friendly therapists. You can choose if you want table shower (included in the massage rate) before or after the massage. I prefer to have it before - it's like a very nice introduction into the actual massage. Just lie down naked on the shower table and you will be spoilt with nice warm water and a body scrub that will not exclude any part of your body. I normally get semi hard when I flip over to my back and this mostly means your therapist is going to give you a little extra scrub on your dick. I luv it. He will dry you off after the table shower and you just move over to the massage room where part 2 of your massage begins..
 
As stated..it usually comes off your massage time or you can pay some extra for it. At the one i frequent its a seperate room. Has a waterproof pad in a tub. You lie down on your stomach and you get scrubbed from head to toe. If you have a therapist youre familiar with or is offering "extras" you get special attention paid to your ass. On the flip im usually semi hard so she spends a little extra time there. You get up and they towel you off. Then back to the massage room for the rest...
 
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