I already posted this in a
related thread, but it seems relevant here also.
It make me so mad when all Asians get lumped together. Whenever everyone is talking about Asian guys they always forget about the Hmong people of Southeast Asia, whose dicks are hmongous. (Duh, where do you think the word even came from?)
And that stupid thing about Asian porn. There is an easy explanation. Everyone knows the camera adds ten pounds. When you are making a movie about a 180 lbs. dude that doesn’t seem like that much, but when you take a close-up of his dick ten pounds it is a lot. It can make it look, like, twice as large. So what, you say? Well here is the thing. Asians are better at technology than we are and they have better cameras and shit, but the irony is because their cameras show things the way they really are, they don’t make their junk look twice as big. (This is the same reason that Swiss porn sucks, but no one ever talks about that. Talk about a double standard.)
And I don’t want to hijack this Asian thread, but I also want to say that the “Irish curse” is total bullshit. I know this as a fact cause I used to know this guy named Adam Fitzgerald, and it was real funny cause he was dating this guy whose name actually was Gerald. Everybody kept joking about how it was true that Adam fits Gerald (get it?). True story. Well, I know that is just anecdotal and doesn’t prove anything, but about a year later they broke up and I moved in real fast while he was still vulnerable and shit and had rebound sex with Jerry. Only, he wasn’t that great cause he was all stretched out and loose. He told me I was the only person other than Adam he had ever had sex with, so you do the math. So that is how I know as a fact that Irish guys are hung like water buffaloes.
Finally, I just want to say that there is one stereotype that really is true. Do you know that gay guys are hung way better than str8 boys? It is a fact. I know this real smart dude that is studying to be a chiropracter and he explained it to me. It doesn’t have anything to do with genetics at all. It is cause they have anal sex. When one guy is taking it up the ass, it kind of moves his guts around cause there is no place for them to go. They get shoved forward and that pushes his dick out a little bit and makes it longer and thicker. It is just a little thing, but that is enough to make his friends see it is bigger and then they want him to top them, which if he took the signing bonus or the toaster oven when he switched teams, he is legally obligated to do. So that pushes their dicks out and makes them bigger, which makes him hot for them, and then they top him and it pushes his dick out even more, and then they want him to top them, and it keeps going like that. Before long his dick is like twice as big as it used to be. That is why the average gay guy is lots bigger than normal people, but only if he is a fudge packer.
I hope this clears up some stuff about this very important thread.