Ok, I haven't been here in a while but I must respond to this thread.
Go to the gallery section and look up "Won Hung Gai". I've seen it in person. I've held it. I've worshipped it. I let it go. His wife is the luckiest girl alive.
I used to work in a massage parlor in Columbus, Ohio. I seen lots of dicks. There was this one Asian customer, Johnny, that used to fly in from San Francisco. He paid me lots of money to come to the massage parlor and give ME a massage. He's rub my feet and massage my calves. Hahahaha. I called him my little Chinese Houseboy. He had the cutest little dick and I never ever even had to touch it. I fuckin railed him about the size of his dick. I would make fun of Asian dicks in general and call him names mercilessly. It was hilarious. Then one day he got all mad and said that he could prove to me that not all Asians had small dicks. I told him that I'd had a few Japanese businessmen and that I had seen some japanese porn on the internet and all those men had teeny weenies. He told me that Japanese men had some of the smallest dicks in Asia and that Chinese had bigger ones. Indeed Johnny's Chinese penis, while not large, looked a bit meatier than the pixelated japanese penis' I had seen on the internet. I was like whatever. But that would not prepare me for what I was about to experience.
A few days later I got a long distance call from California. It was my Chinese Houseboy Johnny. He told me to expect a customer. He told me the mans name and said that he was a semi famous actor. I had never heard of the guy. Johnny said the man was known as "The Biggest Dick In Chinatown". I told him that if he was going to be a dick about it that he could just forget it. My Houseboy giggle and said that the phrase wasn't about the mans disposition. The front door buzzer rang and I pressed the automatic door lock release. In walked the biggest Chinaman I ever seen. Big. muscular looking. Handsome as fuck. Not some nerd you copy math homework off of. He was like the guys you see in Kung fu movies and the minute I layed eyes on him I knew I was a goner. He asked me if I was available so I gave him my "oriental" price. He's all, "what's the "oriental" price?". So I tell him that based on passed experience I'd charge him less because "oriental" businessmen have smaller dicks and cum real quick. It's easy money. Then he looked at me all serious and said, "if you can get your hand all the way around my cock with fingers touching I'll give you $500." I musta looked stupid for a long minute. Well, that day taught me a lesson about dick size.
I can tell you all the jaw dropping, eye popping, heart stopping details if you want just ask.
Oh, I never did get the $500 or the $200 session fee. I forgot to charge him.
Oh how big was he? It's 9 inches and big around as my arm. Go look up "Won Hung Gai" and see for yourself.
- Jessica