Ask a 20 Year old virgin, drug addled, gimp andthing

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    Anything at all.
     
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    what is your address and phone number??
     
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    Whats it like to be 20???
     
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    It kinda sucks to be twenty. Not a whole lot going on, and can't go to bard to try and find women.
     
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    what do you do for a living? are you going to school? do you have a girlfriend/love interest? what's your favorite day of the week? night person or morning person? waffles or pancakes?
     
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    Do yiou prefer women with long or short hair?
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    Why does it always do that?
     
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    I'm a student living off of a trust fund, so I don't work. I'm an English major. No, I, like David Lee Roth, am so sad and lonely. Night person, I love the night, have great night vision. Waffles, and fried chicken.
     
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    What drugs man?

    Loneliness sucks. Find comfort in your fellow LPSGers pal!
     
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    There is mountains and lots of Spanish inspired buildings, and no chain stores.
    I use a cane, not really a sports guy.
    It depends on how it looks on them. Short hair can be just as sexy, sometimes more so, than long hair.
    Yes, 6'3" and 175 lb. Skinny fuck.
    Actually my carpet is darker.
    Because it was mainly used as a Christmas equivalent. The story isn't that played up, it was a miracle involving oil, not that impressive.
     
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    Because you keep fucking around with it.
     
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    Xanax, trazadone, tramadol, ambien, lamactil.
    I try, and do, find comfort in the LPSGers, but they can't hold me at night.
     
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    Know 'em and tried 'em all except lamactil. What's lamactil?
     
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    Ambien, trazadone, and Xanax? Damn, you must be in an uber-manic phase right now. We've talked in IM so you know what I'm on already. :redface:

    I offered to hold you but you moved 2,000 miles in the opposite direction. :tongue: To be fair there isn't much in the way of Jewish culture in Georgia. I've been here a year and still haven't found a decent bagel place forget about getting a schmear.
     
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    Yes, young and virginal wanting and hoping and waiting for the one who will be kind enough to help you through your blues.

    Yearning to be touched is one thing that came through to me all those years ago. Not just the orgasmic rush, but to be held, feeling the breasts against my chest and another mouth on mine...

    Good luck. Tell us what when. I lost my own at 21.
     
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    As an English Major how well do you look after your privates?
     
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    Red, Lamactil is for Bi-polar disorder.

    It's mostly ceremonial. We'll call him King, but he has as much power as the queen of England, basically he rules Canadian gimps.
    Endangered species. I don't really care for humans that much, plus 2>1,
    That totally depends on the Superpower. You can't take over the world being able to fly.
    Yes, you see, socks dissolve in water plus heat, so washing them is like dipping them in acid. That lint gets on your clothes and the lodged in the belly button because of lint attracting ragnitoids.
    Cheese, it's got the heart, that's all that matters.
    I don't eat pop tarts.
    Hydra, cause then I could be the best Highlander ever.
     
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    Better than my corporals.
     
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    :rofl: You are too funny COTD.
     
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