Ask a Black Girl Anything . . .

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  1. Principessa

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    Ask a Black Girl Anything . . .
    Step right up and ask those questions you've been wondering about black women and black culture for years.

    I'm a black American woman, all my answers will be from that view point. Don't ask me about why your African or Carribbean girlfriend does 'xyz' cause I don't know.

    DISCLAIMER: I'm 42, not 19 so if you ask a stupid question, you may get a stupid answer. :biggrin1:


    I'm sure I will live to regret this, but it's late and I'm bored. :cool:
    With apologies to Dumb Cow and others for adapting their thread titles.
     
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    Are black women really more bossy than other races? Also, why do they have the stereotype of being so irrational and violent or powerful and frightening? Do you percieve most women of said race acting in such a manner?
     
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    Is it true that once you go black, you never go back?

    (sorry, just had to ask it)
     
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    No. < <;;
     
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    why do black woman talk so loud?
     
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    :confused: We do? All the women in my family are rather soft spoken, myself included. :cool:
     
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    Are black women so addicted to big dicks because black guys have such big dicks?
     
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    expecting a resounding YES! to this one ...
     
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    Yes, the only exception to this would be old, white men with small dicks and big bank accounts. :wink:
     
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    It's a lie! The biggest lie ever. They don't all have big dicks. Some do but smallest one I ever saw was a 6'4" black guy.
     
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    LMAO: Well, I have some experience with this situation - as you may well know. :biggrin1:
    Actually, doesn't only apply to black women.
     
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    why do black women have such a hard time maintaining their hair? :confused: i've always wondered this because my black friends say they're jealous of my super straight hair.
     
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    Do black women taste more like lickeritch or chocolate ?
     
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    This is an excellent question and one I was hoping someone would ask. Unfortunately it's 5:00 EDT and I am falling asleep at the keyboard. I promise to answer your question in a few hours after I get some shut eye. :cool:

    Basically, it's a matter of our hair having a coarser, thicker texture. In order for our hair to be styled numerous chemical processes are often required.

    Chocolate :biggrin1:
     
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    Does my bum look big in this post? :rolleyes:
     
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    Yes, it does. I have been meaning to ask how a fine Irish lass like yourself ended up with Beyonce's booty? :confused:
     
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    Why does my willy get hard when Black Ladies shake their booties?
     
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    You've never heard of black irish? :tongue::rolleyes:

    (My scottish grandmother's genes are responsible for my fine booty :biggrin1:)
     
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    ok little black woman :tongue: How many times have you been sunburned, and how can you tell? I mean I'm white as a zombie so I turn a lovely shade of lobster in 1hr.

    I know DumbCow has had his for a while.. there was ask an italian anything and I think it got closed... and then someone else seems to have started another ask an italian anything :rolleyes: anyway I hope this one proves more useful:smile:
     
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