NJQT, no offense I know you are a valued member of the LPSG community, but this thread is just going to harbor generalizations. Not healthy, in my opinion.
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Is it true that all black women's Madea taught them to keep hot grits on the stove, and a cast iron skillet handy?
No indeed. I believe they learned that from the Al Green school of behavior modification.:biggrin1:
Thanks for sharing.
Fortunately, your opinion does not coincide with any of the people in the previous 13 pages. :smile::biggrin1: Also, you may have failed to note that this thread is in the Funny Stuff forum. I doubt very seriously I am changing minds here. :tongue:One of my grandmother's was a short red head. She'd have skipped the grits, and gone straight for the skillet.
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The only thing I like grits for is to eat them with shrimp when I'm feeling very low country South Carolinian.
Yes, but then you probably are not fool enough to act like Al Green and then be a smart ass about it either!
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does no one want to touch my post. did i not say some thing the right way i can refraze the questions if need be
That's not NJ's fault, it's the fault of ignorant, inbred monkeys who take her answers and apply them to all black women.
NJ, growing up or (and I hope this isn't the case) as an adult, did people ever ask to "touch your hair?" If so, did it bother you or make you feel like an exhibit at a petting zoo?
Ick! Being from the north but having a Geechee grandma and one from NC I grew up eating grits. However the texture has never set well with me. I eat them like Farina with lots of butter, sugar and scrambled eggs. I have to have the eggs or I can't eat them. The thought of ruining perfectly good shrimp, with grits is a travesty to me. :frown1:
Nope, you said nothing wrong, I've been watching tv and chatting on the phone. That's just a lot of questions, some of which I'm not sure how to answer. I guess you did overwhelm me a bit though. :redface: Give me a few minutes and let me re-read your post and I'll do my best to answer all your questions.
As for meeting me, that's a definite possibility, send me a PM. :smile:
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i will be patiant and wait for the answers to the questions befor i pm you. i would like the chance to articulate things befor i might possibly make an ass of myself. i will pm you though. i am not going to pass up that chance.
I grew up in an predominantly white neighborhood so yes, this did occur; but not until I switched from Private to Public school in the 5th grade.It made me feel like a circus freak. I remember one day trying to explain the press & curl process to some white girls and they just didn't get it. So the next day I bought a hot comb to school; and the teacher yelled at me! Maybe she thought it was a weapon, I dunno.
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Aint nothing like some Jersey sausage.........:wink:Well in that case, hands down to 'yankee' ethnic food.
For the benefit of those reading this thread outside the US or in other parts of the US; I think maybe I should explain why/how this was a trick question.
Prepstudisc is a southerner and he knows that I am a northern girl at heart even though I currently reside in the south. To a southerner anyone who lives north of the Mason-Dixon Line is a Yankee. To someone from New Jersey, New York, or Pennsylvania a Yankee is a New Englander. Since I did live in New England for 4 years I immediately thought of the traditional food readily available in that area.
Within the United States, the term Yankee can have many different contextually and geographically-dependent meanings.
Traditionally Yankee was most often used to refer to a New Englander (in which case it may suggest Puritanism and thrifty values), but today refers to anyone coming from a state north of the Potomac River, with a specific focus still on New England. However, within New England itself, the term refers more specifically to old-stock New Englanders of English descent. The term WASP, in use since the 1960s, refers by definition to all Protestants of English ancestry, including Yankees and Southerners, though its meaning is often extended to refer to any Protestant white American.
In the American South, the term is sometimes used as a derisive term for Northerners, especially those who have migrated to the South. In an old joke, a Southerner states, "I was 21 years old before I learned that 'damn' and 'yankee' were separate words."To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
Maybe she saw you give another black student the "terrorist fist bump.":wink:
Why is that? Have you never seen a black woman you thought was attractive and just thought, "Wow! I have to get to know her!"
Too late, :biggrin1: but that's okay. This thread is about questions so fire away.
How old are you, and why are you ruling out women in their late 20's.
I don't know, I've never had sex with a black woman before, nor do I intend to. :rofl: :lmao: Sorry, I couldn't help myself, I get that question a lot!
Same as sex with a white, Asian, or latina woman I would think. Contrary to popular belief, there are no special sex tricks that our mothers teach us growing up. Most of us, if reared in a religious home, probably didn't hear much about sex at all. :redface:
I'm not quite sure where that rumor started but you are not the first man to ask and I know you will not be the last.
:biggrin1: Try one of those interracial dating sites. I belonged to one years ago; but didn't have any luck. :frown1: There are a lot more sites out there now though, so I'm sure you will find one that works for you. :smile:
Wow! I'm flattered, :redface: I don't think anyone has openly pursued me like this since college.
How do I know you aren't an axe murderer and the only reason you want to meet a black woman isn't for sex but because you need my skin to make a lampshade or something freaky like that?
It seems to me that a lot of the black women who have been attracted to me, always comment on my height or awkwardness. The first woman I did anything with was a very beautiful, very stacked black woman. She flirted with me for about a month, but me being me, I didn't pick up on it. When she just asked the question, she said she was attracted to my height, my intelligence, and how I am awkward/geeky.
Question is, what are most black women (i.e. not "gang bangin' hood rats") attracted to? And don't say, the same stuff every woman is attracted to, because if that were true, a lot of different women would have said something to me.
Question is, what are most black women (i.e. not "gang bangin' hood rats") attracted to? And don't say, the same stuff every woman is attracted to, because if that were true, a lot of different women would have said something to me.
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