Ask a Black Girl Anything . . .

[pycoh567]

Ask a Black Girl Anything . . .
Step right up and ask those questions you've been wondering about black women and black culture for years.

I'm a black American woman, all my answers will be from that view point. Don't ask me about why your African or Carribbean girlfriend does 'xyz' cause I don't know.

DISCLAIMER: I'm 42, not 19 so if you ask a stupid question, you may get a stupid answer. :biggrin1:


I'm sure I will live to regret this, but it's late and I'm bored.
With apologies to Dumb Cow and others for adapting their thread titles.

Hey Negro,

Do you like fried chicken, collard greens , mac and cheese , and corn bread? I almost forgot, do you crave watermelon?

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Hey Negro,

Do you like fried chicken, collard greens , mac and cheese , and corn bread? I almost forgot, do you crave watermelon?

Is this a new nic for Arliss?

 

[naughty]

Hey Negro,

Do you like fried chicken, collard greens , mac and cheese , and corn bread? I almost forgot, do you crave watermelon?

Ok, you better be playing whoever you are. If not, the freak out tent is down the way and to the left. After they detox you, they will show you out.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Lame but smooth! LOL! :biggrin1:

Not lame just stating a fact .:smile:

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Snakey, if you weren't married, I'd fix you up with a good woman. She has her own home, her own Cadillac. She cooks, she cleans, she likes good love. Her name is Mable Simmons.

 

[naughty]

Not lame just stating a fact .:smile:

Sowwwwwy! Kiss, Kiss...

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Alright you two. That is too much sweetness this early in the morning. I think I need an hour of roller derby before I can cope with all this niceness.

 

[naughty]

Awwwwww, are you jealous? Come over here and let me kiss the top of your furry round head, Hootie!

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

And the brown bomber goes around the bend. OOOOh! Better the Bruiser clotheslined her!

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Snakey, if you weren't married, I'd fix you up with a good woman. She has her own home, her own Cadillac. She cooks, she cleans, she likes good love. Her name is Mable Simmons.

Thank you but i lucked out and married the woman of my dreams.:smile:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Sowwwwwy! Kiss, Kiss...

No need to be sowwwwwy. Kisses back at ya:kiss:

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I haven't even had breakfast yet, and they'd already started. Mable, load up the guns.

 

[marleyisalegend]

NJ, do you come from a big family or small? I mean both nuclear and extended.

Whatever the answer is, what were the advantages/disadvantages of your family's size?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

NJ, would it be rude of me to ask, but i have never ever seen a hairy chested/bodied blackman, seriously, do they exist ?, the guys i have seen have always had great smooth skin.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Black girl, I know this thread has a lot of questions but I can't remember if anyone has done it yet ...so here goes...
Anything ?

Sorry

 

[marleyisalegend]

Hello Black girl, I know this thread has a lot of questions but I can't remember if anyone has done it yet ...so here goes...
Anything ?

Sorry

:tongue:

 

[Principessa]

reach for a fry or ring on my plate and you'll get a fork in your hand.

LOL Well there you have it. We both have our quirks. :biggrin1: Step in my kitchen and tell me how to cook and you will get beat with a wooden spoon.

Hello black girl, when I come to visit you, what are the sights you are going to show me ?

Oh, great things! We can go to the Coca~Cola Musuem, Georgia Aquarium, lunch at The Varsity is a must for a true taste of Atlanta. :biggrin1: The High Museum of Art, the Atlanta Botanical Garden. Depending on how long you plan to be here a trip into Savannah is mandatory.

Hey Negro,

Do you like fried chicken, collard greens , mac and cheese, and corn bread? I almost forgot, do you crave watermelon?[/quote] Yes, I like fried chicken, collard greens, mac & cheese & corn bread. I do not crave watermelon; but I do like it. I prefer that all of the above be served to me from sterling silver chafing dishes by uniformed & submissive white servants.

 

[naughty]

The Picture of Lady Chablis dressed as a Southern Belle would have been quite appropos after that last comment. LOL! A shame I couldnt find it on Google.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

LOL Well there you have it. We both have our quirks. :biggrin1: Step in my kitchen and tell me how to cook and you will get beat with a wooden spoon.

It ian't a wooden spoon I'll be swinging. Essie Madea (my grandmother) comes alive.

Hey Negro,

Do you like fried chicken, collard greens , mac and cheese, and corn bread? I almost forgot, do you crave watermelon?[/quote] Yes, I like fried chicken, collard greens, mac & cheese & corn bread. I do not crave watermelon; but I do like it. I prefer that all of the above be served to me from sterling silver chafing dishes by uniformed & submissive white servants.

I still say that sounds like ARliss. Did you feel your behind being sniffed while you typed?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello black girl, what's your poisoin ...?