Ask a Black Girl Anything . . .

[TheRealStumpy1]

Hey NJ, this very well may have been asked before, but why do black men wear XXlarge shirts and wear their shorts below their booty.. AND walk around holding their bulge in public.. I do not get this at all. Maybe only a black man would know?

I wear XXlarge shirts because I like my clothes to be loose. I do not sag though.

 

[Principessa]

Don't take this the wrong way, I've been too wary to ask any other black people.

Are black people hotter (temperature-wise) than white people? It's like wearing a black shirt and a white shirt, the white one repels heat while the black one absorbs it.

Nope, not to my knowledge anyway. I know a lot of us don't like cold weather.

]I think this is somewhat true.. Looking around it seems that black people are just "big people" Look at the muscle tone on most black people..... Maybe that's why the men have big cocks? Who knows.[/[/B]QUOTE]

Seriously? Did you just fall off a turnip truck? There are just as many small boned, thin, black people with little muscle mass as there are white people.

*SNIP*

When I arrived home, I peeled off my clothes, then did a sexy victory dance in the mirror. After admiring my skin tone once again, I glided into the shower. OOOOUCH!!!!! ewwww! Mother Fuck that hurt!!!! I quickly adjusted the water temperature to a cooler setting. As streaming water hit my back and thighs I winched at the pain!!

My sister ran in the bathroom laughing hesterically at me... Your black ass got sunburned didn't you?!!! Yes. Yes I did damn, you.

How old are you? You should know better as well as the symptoms of a sunburn. Skin Cancer Doesn't Discriminate.

Ahaha, I thought that black pigments totally protected against the sun.

(I can't be in the sun for more than an hour, and I have to wear clothes when bathing during those really sunny days..)[/QUOTE] Skin Cancer Doesn't Discriminate.

As it was explained to me:

One thing that all of those foods have in common is "ease of travel and convenience".
When America was segregated, black vacationing families couldn't pull in to any ole hotel, motel or dining facility as expected to be served. What better foods to pack in your cooler and place in the rear of your station wagon? Fried Chicken, melon and cheap sugary kool aid. I think lots of passers-by and rest stop visiting white folk took notice and "bam" a stereotype was born

This is true. Fried chicken was cheap, easy to prepare and didn't need refrigeration on long road trips.

 

[Principessa]

Hey NJ, this very well may have been asked before, but why do black men wear XXlarge shirts and wear their shorts below their booty.. AND walk around holding their bulge in public.. I do not get this at all. Maybe only a black man would know?[/QUOTE] Apparently, this alleged fashion style came not from rap and hip-hop artists but from the prison population. It seems it's hard to get a good tailor in Leavenworth and prisoners uniforms are often baggy and ill-fitting. Don't get me started on why anyone would want to copy a felon, I have no idea.

Also, I think it's important to realize that the black men and boys whom you see in this type of attire are almost always of a lower socio-economic status. Bluntly put they are ghetto, hood rats, or thugs. One of my cousins is a lawyer and when he kicks back on the weekend he wears Dockers or jeans that sit at his natural waist line. Then again he is decidedly upper-middle class.

Hello black girl, what is the silliest question you have been asked on your nice thread also what is the hardest one you've had :biggrin1:

Eeeek, I will have to peruse the list! There have been so many questions, yet oddly none stick out as particularly silly.

I wear XXlarge shirts because I like my clothes to be loose. I do not sag though.[/QUOTE] How old are you? I find this to be common in black and hispanic men under 30.

 

[Principessa]

Hello black girl, what is the silliest question you have been asked on your nice thread also what is the hardest one you've had :biggrin1:

In the interest of pseudo-kindness I left his name off as these questions were asked in a PM. :irked:
1) how come black women carry extra weight so gracefully? Its probably the "attitude" but it seems like big or fat black ladies can be extremely sexy. With white girls this is very rare.

2) don't wanna sound racist, but never had the courage to ask someone in person: a good portion of black people (men and women) have this distinct B.O. (funk) almost like a foreigner. why is this?

 

[invisibleman]

1) how come black women carry extra weight so gracefully? Its probably the "attitude" but it seems like big or fat black ladies can be extremely sexy. With white girls this is very rare.

All black women aren't full figured. There are white women who are full figured. Full figuredness is not limited to one race. Being full-figured is not indicative of bad health either.

2) don't wanna sound racist, but never had the courage to ask someone in person: a good portion of black people (men and women) have this distinct B.O. (funk) almost like a foreigner. why is this?

Speaking for myself, I don't smell. I am really good with my personal hygiene. Maybe that person should ask the people why they smell?

 

[naughty]

In the interest of pseudo-kindness I left his name off as these questions were asked in a PM. :irked:
1) how come black women carry extra weight so gracefully? Its probably the "attitude" but it seems like big or fat black ladies can be extremely sexy. With white girls this is very rare.

2) don't wanna sound racist, but never had the courage to ask someone in person: a good portion of black people (men and women) have this distinct B.O. (funk) almost like a foreigner. why is this?

Well in the interest of spreading the luv here is my take on these lovely questions...

Hi,

I am naughty and I am sitting in for our weekday anchor ,NJQT. TO answer your question,

Dear Mr X (A good name at the moment! )

Speaking for ALL black women as I am often want to do, I thank you for your kind comment about our grace under poundage. Just like watching Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dance, It probably looks easier than it is. I am glad you asked me, instead of doing this in RL. Just as polar bears look cuddly, I assure you that most women (black or not) if confronted with your comment (Well meaning or not) would leave you missing a limb ( it might not be one of your choosing) We have always made do with whatever was given. Because so many of us suffer from low metabolism (Golly gee Batman it may be my glands after all) We see no reason not to strut our stuff get our nails done, our hair fixed and exhibit whatever inner sexiness we can muster. Because the train of life is a one way fare, why wait ... When all else fails the answer in our case is usually either " Cause I got it like dat" or "Its a black thing you wouldnt understand" LOL!

Question 2,

Oh my...Toto we are not in Kansas anymore! Who are these people you hang out with, dear? Not smelling what you allege is so offensive, it could be a number of things. Since it has been said you are what you eat, the aroma could be the sum total of all of that good soul food. It might be bad hygiene, (I assure you that is NOT a cultural affect) OR perhaps you are reacting to a scent not your own.There are even those who think like the late great James Brown that you "Got to be Funky!" and as the Brothers Johnson might say"...Funkiness is somethin' all of us release!" The less said about that the better... Hugs!

My final thoughts... ROLL, JORDAN, ROLL! :biggrin1:

 

[invisibleman]

Well in the interest of spreading the luv here is my take on these lovely questions...

Hi,

I am naughty and I am sitting in for our weekday anchor ,NJQT. TO answer your question,

Dear Mr X (A good name at the moment! )

Speaking for ALL black women as I am often want to do, I thank you for your kind comment about our grace under poundage. Just like watching Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dance, It probably looks easier than it is. I am glad you asked me, instead of doing this in RL. Just as polar bears look cuddly, I assure you that most women (black or not) if confronted with your comment (Well meaning or not) would leave you missing a limb ( it might not be one of your choosing) We have always made do with whatever was given. Because so many of us suffer from low metabolism (Golly gee Batman it may be my glands after all) We see no reason not to strut our stuff get our nails done, our hair fixed and exhibit whatever inner sexiness we can muster. Because the train of life is a one way fare, why wait ... When all else fails the answer in our case is usually either " Cause I got it like dat" or "Its a black thing you wouldnt understand" LOL!

Question 2,

Oh my...Toto we are not in Kansas anymore! Who are these people you hang out with, dear? Not smelling what you allege is so offensive, it could be a number of things. Since it has been said you are what you eat, the aroma could be the sum total of all of that good soul food. It might be bad hygiene, (I assure you that is NOT a cultural affect) OR perhaps you are reacting to a scent not your own.There are even those who think like the late great James Brown that you "Got to be Funky!" and as the Brothers Johnson might say"...Funkiness is somethin' all of us release!" The less said about that the better... Hugs!

My final thoughts... ROLL, JORDAN, ROLL! :biggrin1:

^Yeah, what she said.^ :biggrin1:

 

[invisibleman]

Hey NJ, this very well may have been asked before, but why do black men wear XXlarge shirts and wear their shorts below their booty.. AND walk around holding their bulge in public.. I do not get this at all. Maybe only a black man would know?

Well as a black guy...I don't wear XXL shirts and hold my chik'n nuggets in public. I don't EVEN wear shorts. I wear jeans.

Why do you wear purple undies and grope your water balloon and nuggets in your avatar?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello black girl, are you feeling sad because I haven't been asking you any hair related questions for a while do you really think that it is possible for dicky birds to build nests in peoples hair?

 

[Principessa]

Hello black girl, are you feeling sad because I haven't been asking you any hair related questions for a while do you really think that it is possible for dicky birds to build nests in peoples hair?[/QUOTE] Oooo, I love that big afro, so retro and cute! I don't think so. I can't imagine a person being unconscious long enough for a bird to build a nest in their hair.

 

[ZOS23xy]

I once ventured out without a belt and my pants drooped a bit and I found it was annoying to yank my pants up every few minutes.

No one told me it was sexy.

Why would anyone copy a felon? Dunno. Maybe they're proud 'cause they don't snitch.

The hair also depends on the person, you know.

 

[galaxus]

Why does every black woman look like a slave when they're about to go to sleep?

EDIT: Just to let you all know, I am being sarcastic. But some of my friends wake up looking like Oprah from "Beloved". lol. I love yawl tho.

 

[ZOS23xy]

Yeah and dem women wake up wid hair to may Buckwheat proud.....

My wife has nappy hair. If she'd didn't manage it, it would like an exploded sheep. The frizzle is different for each person however. It's being easier to manage when shorter and she likes it shoulder length and longer....

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello black girl, are you getting a bit tired of looking at the stuff on this site?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello black girl, how are you feeling today?

 

[Mandee]

Nj!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you today?

Why did the idiots put a septic field in your yard instead of just doing regular plumbing like other people have?

Do you think you'll ever stop having a problem with the septic tank/field?

 

[Principessa]

Hello black girl, are you getting a bit tired of looking at the stuff on this site?

Tired of looking at big dicks? Is such a thing possible?

Hello black girl, how are you feeling today?

Okay, I guess. I'm breathing which is always a good thing.

Nj!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you today?

Why did the idiots put a septic field in your yard instead of just doing regular plumbing like other people have?

Do you think you'll ever stop having a problem with the septic tank/field?

We have septic because I live in bumfuck Georgia. Hopefully once The Chad fixes it, all will be well; but I wouldn't bet money on it.

 

[B_New End]

I just took modern African American history....

...do you know who marcus garvey is, and do you think you could have been a panther?

 

[TheRob]

I used to work with a black girl and she would regularly tell me she was black

any idea why?

 

[Principessa]

I just took modern African American history....

...do you know who marcus garvey is, and do you think you could have been a panther?

Yes and no. I am not militant and was taught to not rock the boat.

I used to work with a black girl and she would regularly tell me she was black.

any idea why?

Because sometimes white people forget. Which is both nice and disconcerting. Sometimes light skinned blacks proclaim their blackness verbally as much for their own benefit as the people surrounding them.