Ask a Black Girl Anything . . .

[B_Nick4444]

what, then?

everytime I see an adolescent dressed in urban-style clothing *, the first thought is where is the father?

why is he not instilling values?

(you can insert anything here -- an obese kid eating junk food, etc., etc.)

 

[mista geechee]

Rush? Eeeeeww (nice thoughts nice thoughts..)

Anyways, back to my question. This Q is inspired by another post Ive just made.

Black girls have been responsible for defining moments in my life;

When I was 9 I had a black best friend called Sophie Thomson. One day she beat the crap out of me & gave me a black eye. In front of my stepdad! From then on he teased me with "poof", "pansy", "Nancyboy" etc etc. Hence I became GAY. Therefore, it was a black girls fault I became gay!

When I was 13(still gay) my evil, piss-drip of a stepdad ran off with a 20yr old black girl from down the road called Betty, or Betty Blowjob has she was known in the area. She was very religious(when she remembered) & stunk of vinegar & rotting fish. Naaaasty. They deserved & diseased each other. My Mother was just devastated - until she met a much hotter guy just 2 weeks later! :wink: We're not slow in our family; use it or lose it. This experience shattered my ideas about marriage. Again, a black girls fault!

When I was 18 & at college there was a petite black girl with sexy specs called Leslie. She had a huge crush on me but at the time I didnt pick up on the signals. Well, I was definitely gay by this point. Women were virtually invisible to me unless they were handing me food or money. Leslie also slapped my face once on the number 78 bus - for no reason! Why do black girls keep hitting me? Is this a mating ritual? One night we went to the college club night. I always just hit the dance floor in clubs. :banana:I virtually ignored her the whole night. We werent there together as a date but she got very upset & cried. I then realised her feelings & felt really really bad. :redface: Ive always kept a distance from girls since then to spare any confusion. Again, a black girls fault!

When I was 19 I had sex with my first black guy. His Mother was a black girl. OK, Im stretching now....:dunno:

Back to the question. If there is one single thing that I have learned about Black girls, through all of this drama, it is this; You hate getting your fucking hair wet!

Why do black girls have such big nipples? Thats my question.

Phew.

(above names may have been changed to protect the innocent. Actually they havent been changed, there are no innocent. Even Leslie slapped me. Paybacks a bitch)

You were probably gay before she beat your ass. It's not teh black girls fault you couldn't realize that she liked you.



Anyway, there is some African culture down 'round ya' . But even that's dying out with everybody wanting to build afucking resort on our sea islands. If I ever have kids, geechee/gullah will probably be a lost word to them.

 

[Principessa]

what, then?

I am going to take a huge leap here and assume these are not wealthy people. Even if they are, it is not unusual for young people to emulate the behavior and mannerisms of their favorite celebrity or athlete. I'd prove it by posting pictures, of myself, in my teens dressed up just like Madonna in her "Like A Virgin" phase or worse the summer I "Flashdanced" my entire wardrobe. Fortunately all pictorial evidence of this era accidentally fell into the shredder. :biggrin1:

 

[B_Nick4444]

Fortunately all pictorial evidence of this era accidentally fell into the shredder. :biggrin1:

pity

 

[mista geechee]

pity

Seriously, the 80's style of dress was the sexiest, imo. At least for women. I don't think Icould wear teh tight ass pants and boots.

 

[Guy-jin]

Hey xcuse...I was going to ask the same question about japanese girls I think I've seen more Japanese girls with huge nip than any other ethnic group......PS my wife is black...(and yes she does have big nipples, too.)

Eh, my g/f is Japanese and she's got small nipples but big boobs, so there goes that stereotype too! :redface:

 

[Principessa]

>Why do black girls have such big nipples? Thats my question. <[/QUOTE]We do? Maybe it's to balance out our big bootys. :tongue:

 

[trentster]

I thought I should ask this, why are black women attracted to me? I'm not being mean, I like any woman who's attracted to me, but most of the women have been black. I'm a 6'3" skinny, lanky guy, not that handsome, but more black women have been attracted to me than any other type.

 

[fak_et]

I thought I should ask this, why are black women attracted to me? I'm not being mean, I like any woman who's attracted to me, but most of the women have been black. I'm a 6'3" skinny, lanky guy, not that handsome, but more black women have been attracted to me than any other type.

Haha, I notice the same thing. Black girls openly really dig me for some reason. I dig em back most of the time.

Im a tall white guy too, I dont know, seems they are just more publicly open.

 

[naughty]

Haha, I notice the same thing. Black girls openly really dig me for some reason. I dig em back most of the time.

Im a tall white guy too, I dont know, seems they are just more publicly open.

They are either desperate or you must have it going on. Or at least something in the middle.:biggrin1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Black girl, I don't think you are black at all, do you think you could get naked and shoe me?

How many white bits have you got?

 

[naughty]

Hello Black girl, I don't think you are black at all, do you think you could get naked and shoe me?

How many white bits have you got?

Obviously you aint tallkin' to the OP. So,,,, which of the fine ebony steppers could you be refering to Mr Catch?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Obviously you aint tallkin' to the OP. So,,,, which of the fine ebony steppers could you be refering to Mr Catch?

:redface:

:wink: The pretty one wit the nice smile :biggrin1:

 

[naughty]

:redface:

:wink: The pretty one wit the nice smile :biggrin1:

Well, that could be NJQT, or Tiny Princess, or CHockokittie or ....:tongue:

 

[Catchoftheday]

Well, that could be NJQT, or Tiny Princess, or CHockokittie or ....:tongue:

Now I'm getting confused, all these pretty ladies, I've forgotten what the question was now ...looks....something about getting naked and shoeing me maybe I typed that when I was a horse

How many white bits have you got was for all the black girls

 

[prepstudinsc]

What do you like more--soul food or good Yankee ethnic food?

 

[Principessa]

I thought I should ask this, why are black women attracted to me? I'm not being mean, I like any woman who's attracted to me, but most of the women have been black. I'm a 6'3" skinny, lanky guy, not that handsome, but more black women have been attracted to me than any other type.

It's been my experience that straight men have no clue what qualifies as handsome to straight women. Therefore, I can only assume that you severly underrate yourself. Some black women like handsome, funny, smart, educated men, who aren't arrogant about their intelligence.

What do you like more--soul food or good Yankee ethnic food?

Hmm, that's kind of a trick question. :tongue: I do love soul food, I even eat chitlin's; :biggrin1: but not trotters. As much as I love it I couldn't eat sould food every day.

Having lived in Massachusetts for four years "good Yankee ethnic food" sounds like an oxymoron. They tend to boil everything to death, much like the English. :yuck: The only culinary items I miss from New England are the lobster rolls, and the wonderful fresh ice cream at the many Dairy Barns.

What I miss most since moving south are the many stellar Italian restaurants available on every corner and in every strip mall in NY, NJ, and Philly. I can and have eaten Italian cuisine everyday without ever tiring of it.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Hmm, that's kind of a trick question. :tongue: I do love soul food, I even eat chitlin's; :biggrin1: but not trotters. As much as I love it I couldn't eat sould food every day.

Having lived in Massachusetts for four years "good Yankee ethnic food" sounds like an oxymoron. They tend to boil everything to death, much like the English. :yuck: The only culinary items I miss from New England are the lobster rolls, and the wonderful fresh ice cream at the many Dairy Barns.

What I miss most since moving south are the many stellar Italian restaurants available on every corner and in every strip mall in NY, NJ, and Philly. I can and have eaten Italian cuisine everyday without ever tiring of it.

It was supposed to be a trick question. :biggrin1:
I didn't mean the Yankee boiled food, I meant the food of the many ethnicities that we don't see much of down here in the South. I was thinking real Italian food, real Greek food, etc.

 

[D_Hepsibah Salmonbreath]

ok, these have almost all been good questions. I dont have one but I do have a series of them. 1. I have never had sex with a black woman. I have not had the chance or I have never activly sought out a sexual relationship with a black woman. 2. I am kinda afraid to ask what I want to or how I want to on account of sounding like the steriotype question. 3. I dont really see myself ever acually getting the oppertunity to have sex with a black woman. (for clarification I say woman because I love older women and dont care to have any kind of relationship with a girl- thats not saying im gay but am saying girl = 18-28 years of age.) 4. I know what and how and all, of having sex with a white woman.

With that being said,
what is it like to have sex with a black woman.
does anyone know a black woman that would like a white man (I am selective about women so dont send just anyone)
nj is there any way that i could ever meet you (im not crazy or seedy you have just struck me as a very beautiful and intelligent woman and some one that cares about themself as much as I do (its a good thing) and I would love to be able to call you a freind even if it never turns into a relationship thing
how are black women about sentuality, fore play, and gentalness
how are black women about the times when it is just having "fun, or wild, or oppasit of slow love making" sex

ok I think that is all the questions for the moment.

any black woman can answer only one question is ment for only njqt

thanks yall

 

[Principessa]

It was supposed to be a trick question. :biggrin1:

I didn't mean the Yankee boiled food, I meant the food of the many ethnicities that we don't see much of down here in the South. I was thinking real Italian food, real Greek food, etc.

Well in that case, hands down to 'yankee' ethnic food.

For the benefit of those reading this thread outside the US or in other parts of the US; I think maybe I should explain why/how this was a trick question.

Prepstudisc is a southerner and he knows that I am a northern girl at heart even though I currently reside in the south. To a southerner anyone who lives north of the Mason-Dixon Line is a Yankee. To someone from New Jersey, New York, or Pennsylvania a Yankee is a New Englander. Since I did live in New England for 4 years I immediately thought of the traditional food readily available in that area.

Within the United States, the term Yankee can have many different contextually and geographically-dependent meanings.

Traditionally Yankee was most often used to refer to a New Englander (in which case it may suggest Puritanism and thrifty values), but today refers to anyone coming from a state north of the Potomac River, with a specific focus still on New England. However, within New England itself, the term refers more specifically to old-stock New Englanders of English descent. The term WASP, in use since the 1960s, refers by definition to all Protestants of English ancestry, including Yankees and Southerners, though its meaning is often extended to refer to any Protestant white American.

A humorous aphorism attributed to E.B. White summarizes these distinctions:
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To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
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In the American South, the term is sometimes used as a derisive term for Northerners, especially those who have migrated to the South. In an old joke, a Southerner states, "I was 21 years old before I learned that 'damn' and 'yankee' were separate words."

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