ask a black guy anything

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    and ill try my best 2 answer
     
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    Isn't it great to have a superior sense of rhythm!
     
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    ahaha yep. dancing/sex/walk etc. girls tend to to be attracted to guys who have rhythm(well, so i was told). I even got a couple girls from parties b/c they said i can dance good. and they say if u can dance u got a "stroke"
     
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    What does your signature mean?

    Why do black guys tend to slouch and lean to one side when they drive?

    Why is the head of the penis on some black men really pink? Is this from fucking too many white women? :confused: :tongue:




     
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    The pink head of black men is truly imponderable. No medical answer. The skin docs have a vague answer (not having to do with white ladies). Prolly something to do with the powerful blood supply to the head at erection, yet the sucker is pink when flaccid. I am going to apply for a grant from Obama to research this and develop a definitive answer for all us LPSG community. I have had two lady co-workers verify the pink color, one gal white the other Phillipino. Circ or uncirc still the same pink.
     
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    I think that most non african-americans subscribe to the belief that black men have the biggest equipment around. Is there greater pressure in the black community if you don't have the tool to represent?
     
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    well lil wayne says it it one of his songs. and it "PIRANHA" bite basically means a snapping pussy

    [/QUOTE] Why do black guys tend to slouch and lean to one side when they drive?
    its just a "hip" swagger

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    Why is the head of the penis on some black men really pink? Is this from fucking too many white women? :confused: :tongue:
    i dont no why is this
     
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    well i wouldnt it say pressure but it is definitely a expectation
     
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    Did you Swipe your username from Dora the Explorer?
     
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    yea. and reason why is because where i live, "swipe" means penis or to have sex
     
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    Hello Mr Black guy, do you have lots of friends who are black or lots of friends who are white or just a few friends
     
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    Did you ever make it out of junior highschool?
     
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    Do you know how to swim?
     
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    i have alot of white and black friends. but hardly any asians or hispanics
     
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    whoa. thats a sterotype, im actually in college. and yes i know how to swim
     
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    hey mr. man,

    why do black guys get razor bumps moreso than white ones (or at least it seems to me)?
     
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    REALLY! that would offend the SHIT out of me.
     
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    What's worse obvious racism or hidden?
     
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    What type of car do you drive?
     
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    I noticed that as well. But I have no answer for that. And as far as that comment about not making it pass junior high. That person is just ignorant. I'm not going to get mad. B/c that statement shows a lot about him.
     
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