Ask a Chinese Dude anything!

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  1. B_asian_zd

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    lol this could be fun. Due to the lack of active asian males on this site, I'm here to serve yall's curiosity.
     
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    *groans*

    *looks at gallery*
    ok are you really chinese? :wink:

    ok I know I should be flogged for that but I had to be the first to ask
     
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    Ok Ill shoot... can I suck your dick? :shocked::shocked::shocked:
     
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    Ya, I was in china for the first 11 years of my life, then moved to Canada. city of Tian Jin

    and um........ eeeeeeee.....
     
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    Do Chinese people make fun of the way white people drive?
     
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    Ya only to friends in for the sake of humor, nothing serious. We do however think they are angry drivers.
     
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    what exactly is the "ancient Chinese secret"?
     
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    THE ancient chinese secret? do elaborate.
     
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    How many Chinese dialects/languages do u speak?

    Mandarin, ?
     
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    ok two things:
    first to the guy who posted this:

    " *groans*

    *looks at gallery*
    ok are you really chinese? "

    i know its all in good fun
    but stay away from that stereotype
    those kind of comments are annoying and piss me off

    and second thing
    by ancient chinese secret

    i think he means in tv shows and movies whenever some asian guy does something amazing and other people ask how he does it
    he says: "ancient chinese secret"
    its funny
     
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    I often see/hear ads that speak of the "ancient Chinese secret" to good health, longevity, weight control, clear skin, or spotless laundry, etc...
     
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    by the way asian_dd nice gallery
    thats quite a gift u've got
     
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    I can tell you are asian from the pubic hair.
     
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    I'm sorry if it is annoying and pisses you off, but that's a personal problem I really can't help with.

    The groan was because it was another "ask me" thread, there have been quite a few lately
    It truely was all in good fun. He has a nice looking penis and if I remember right when he had his old name he was a nice guy on here.
     
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    yes, that's it exactly - thanks for the assist!:cool:
     
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    I appreciate the concerns but I will take absolutely no offense regarding the questions. This should be fun for every1 so ask as you will and i will try to answer as many as possible.
     
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    being asian and a male, and according to customs, do you feel like your parents and other older relatives treat you better, as opposed to your sister or other female relatives?
     
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    Is it true that the chinese invented everything, or was marco polo full of shit? :dunno:
     
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    How do the fortunes get into fortune cookies?
     
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    China is still very traditional in that aspect, men are sought to be the cornerstones of any relationship, it has been like this for a long time and nothing really changed in the past few years.

    Our three most famous inventions are gun powder, printing and compass.
     
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