Ask a Cow Anything, Part 2

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by RICKY_27, Aug 30, 2008.

  1. RICKY_27

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    H E Y
    PEEPS!

    WE NEED TO START A NEW THREAD SO WE
    CAN SAVE BANDWIDTH AND STILL BE ABLE
    TO SAY HI TO OUR
    FAVORITE COW!

    SO, HERE'S A NEW THREAD TO GREET HIM
    AND WISH HIM THE BEST LIFE CAN GIVE.

    *Greets DC with a BIG {{{H U G}}}*

    RICKY_27:smile::smile::smile:

    PS - This can be the new "COW ADVICE COLUMN":biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  2. B_dumbcow

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    Yay! :party: :hug: Thanks Ricky :smile:

    This could be the new ask a cow if anyone wants to ask me anything... it will save Rob some space on the server :smile:
     
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    Hi DC, From DC,
    Do cows get Labor Day off in the US?
    As a matter of fact, do cows get any holidays off?
     
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    Moosic to my ears:biggrin1:
     
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    :no: We don't get holidays so that you humans can get your milk!

    *incoherently grumbles about the human race*

    I am the dancing cow, whose milk is sweet, older-than seventeen
    Dancing cow, feel the beat from the milking machi-i-ineee.

    :cool:
     
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    Hellow!!!!!!

    Okey, now what, I said hellow...
     
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    Hello! :biggrin1:

    I'm going to ask for this to be retitled to "Ask a cow - the sequel!" and for the original thread to be locked... it will save Rob some server space, since longer threads use more technologyspacestuff than shorter ones :smile:
     
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    is sequel what cows eat for dinner?
     
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    :biggrin1: Have you been spying on me eating breakfast? :eek: :cool:
     
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    Well I will gladly drink soy today so you can go frolicking in the clover!
    Love ya Cow.:tongue:
     
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    Dumbcow, I saw in a magazine yesterday that the little US state of Vermont has 1:2 cow-to-human ration ... the highest in this country.

    Do cows have a secret plan ... in places like Vermont where they have large numbers compared to people ... to take over human political systems as the first step in your evil plan to rule the world?
     
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    WWaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh i go away fr 24hrs ONLY and my WHOLE Life has Changed..??? haha
    (Beeuuuuutiful)

    Anyway Dc'
    I have offered the Penis Part of yr bi-sexuality --if yr part Bull -- to Mr Hjartarson
    So you will be Imortalised .. forever
    (Hope he accepts ..whatever size it is .. and yr all OK' with it)
    enz

    Museum wows visitors with 70kg penis

    May 20 2008 at 10:52AM

    News - Front Page: Museum wows visitors with 70kg penis


    By Bob Strong
    Husavik, Iceland - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
    Hjartarson is the founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

    He said he began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator, with little notion he would one day be running a museum devoted to the subject.
     
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    Link to original - http://www.lpsg.org/77283-ask-a-cow-anything.html

    :biggrin1: Awww thats so sweet!

    *frolicks in clover* :smile:

    You certainly are a clever human to figure that out :cool: Yes, it's all part of the greater plan which is halfway through (barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary and the rest are all cows dressed as humans)

    Bur, I wouldn't call it evil as such... we are saving you humans from messing the world up. :smile:

    :wave: The Magic Roundabout :tongue: Ermentrude seems fairly mad in that clip... how did you know I was Ermentrude? I tried to cover up my failed acting career. :eek:

    :eek: Oh my alfalfa. That is one... odd exibit... But of course my penis can me donated to the project :smile: I'll show that sperm whale who the biggest animal is :tongue:
     
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    Okay cow now here's the thing. I had just finished eating my beef...er, I mean goat meat sanwich and was noting that Gustav was approaching and they even showed video of Key West-oh what I would have given to be Ernest Hemingway's love toy-

    Well I had eaten the food and was ready for some internet action. I got on line and raced here (well, I detoured in 4 other places first) and then I decided to see how things were in cow-world. It was then I saw the horrifying lock! I was quite bothered and considered skipping the Labor Day barbecue when I decided to read the last post in your thread. It was then I saw that a new thread had been opened.

    Were you aware of this before it happened? How will people locate you?

    Why is there a slice of cheese on my keyboard? Oh, never mind it was Swiss.

    Cow? Are you there?
     
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    :biggrin1: Yes, I'm here :cool:

    I was aware, you see, after I was remembering being Ernest Hemmingway's love toy in my past life, I found that Ricky had been so kind to open up a new thread for me :smile: (since the other one would have started to take up too much space).
    I then saw the lovely pecker was lit up as green as a... um... green thing. So I contacted him and asked for the old thread to be locked and for this one to be renamed. :cool: People will locate me by following my trail of lactation. :smile:

    The swiss cheese was obviously a sign that you will travel to Switzerland! :smile: hooray!
     
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    Is LACTATE Cow terminology fr Masturbate...?

    Think i askedacow before?
    Do Cow,s Masturbate?+

    if so .. HOW?
    (with difficulty i think yo replied??
    Cant recall
    PLEASE Refresh?
    Ta
    enz
     
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    Cowie!!! Congrats on your Ask a Sequel!!! Yay!

    There is this trend of launching prequels in Hollywood, what would be yours?
     
  19. B_dumbcow

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    Lactate is giving off milk :cool:

    Um... I'm not sure if cows can masturbate of if i'm just special. :smile:

    My prequel would, of course, be "Ask a little cow may things, but nothing too hard." :smile:
     
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    Dc'

    Downer day'
    (Think im feeling Gustav-from afar--mind you lets not forget the 3 Mil India currently')

    Do Cows get DEPRESSED?
    enz
     
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