Ask a Cow Anything, Part 2

[dingdong]

does a Cow still like it doggy-style?

 

[B_lamdellboo]

Post!

 

[B_dumbcow]

Have you ever thought that perhaps some rubber cow boots would be nice to have so your feet wouldn't get all muddy....

:smile: Well, some new shiny red shoes might be nice

Hey Matey!

You find the rubber boots for our FAVORITE COW and I will be more than happy to pay for them. Just tell me where to send the bill.

The BEST is NONE TOO GOOD for our FAVORITE COW AND HE NEEDS TO HAVE HIS FEET PROTECTED FROM HARM!!!:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

RICKY_27

:arms: Yay! Shiny new red boots to protect me from the mud! :smile:

Will a cow ever do a nudie magazine?

Of course not!

How much are you paying?

does a Cow still like it doggy-style?

We like it cow style, of course! You just need long legs, big feet and broad hips to be able to carry it out properly. :smile:

Post!

Postmodernism?
Post Mortem?
Postman Pat?
Post Menopause?
Post box?
Post office?
Post haste?

 

[cockoloco]

I think Rocky means me!

Postcard => Postman - angry dog ≠ fuzzy cat = CAT -> Me!

Yay!:biggrin1:

 

[B_dumbcow]

I think Rocky means me!

Postcard => Postman - angry dog ≠ fuzzy cat = CAT -> Me!

Yay!:biggrin1:

omg. There's no denying it! But maybe he means me:

Post box => Letter => Stamp => Feet =>Hooves => Cow => Dumbcow! :smile:

 

[cockoloco]

omg. There's no denying it! But maybe he means me:

Post box => Letter => Stamp => Feet =>Hooves => Cow => Dumbcow! :smile:

Indeed. This Rocky is very smart. He found a way of connecting us without being fully connected. Wow. I call a on that.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr Cow, have you had any aliens in your nice field making nice patterns?

YouTube - Avebury Manor Crop Circle- 2012 and Nibiru

 

[B_dumbcow]

Indeed. This Rocky is very smart. He found a way of connecting us without being fully connected. Wow. I call a on that.

Is Rocky God?

Hello Mr Cow, have you had any aliens in your nice field making nice patterns?

YouTube - Avebury Manor Crop Circle- 2012 and Nibiru

:smile: Yes! The aliens come plodding along all the time and make pretty alfalfa patterns for me! It's quite nice really, except the humans don't like them for some reason.

 

[cockoloco]

Is Rocky God?

He might be, for all we know.

 

[B_dumbcow]

He might be, for all we know.

~woah~​

 

[cockoloco]

Why do you have so mean signatures? Do you want to make emo cat feel bad? :cry:

 

[B_dumbcow]

Why do you have so mean signatures? Do you want to make emo cat feel bad? :cry:

:redface: But... you shouldn't have fallen for it! :biggrin1:

 

[cockoloco]

Me eez zaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!

 

[B_dumbcow]

Me eez zaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!

:hug: :kiss: :flowers1:

 

[Northland]

Yes, I was wondering-should I rush over to McDonalds and try the new Angus beef chipotle/bacon burger?

While I have you here, I was wondering are you related to Bruce?
http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/bruce.jpg

 

[RICKY_27]

While I have you here, I was wondering are you related to Bruce?
http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/bruce.jpg[/quote

Hey Northland!

You need to take a closer look at that 'plastic cow' in your link!!
OUR FAVORITE COW is much more HANDSOME and his CUTE PINK NOSE HAS NO EQUAL!!:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

RICKY_27

 

[Calboner]

The sight of Dumbcow's pink nose always brings me cheer. :smile:

 

[B_dumbcow]

Yes, I was wondering-should I rush over to McDonalds and try the new Angus beef chipotle/bacon burger?

While I have you here, I was wondering are you related to Bruce?
http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/bruce.jpg

Angus beef? Sure, if beef plants are what you like then go for it!

Bruce looks nice, but I'm only related to the best cows in town!

Hey Northland!

You need to take a closer look at that 'plastic cow' in your link!!
OUR FAVORITE COW is much more HANDSOME and his CUTE PINK NOSE HAS NO EQUAL!!:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

RICKY_27

:biggrin1: Good point!

The sight of Dumbcow's pink nose always brings me cheer. :smile:

Yay! :biggrin1: As does the sight of you, calboner :smile:

 

[dc9]

Hey DC, did you miss me? I think I may have found the one for me, what's your advice? Should I run to him? I say yes; but I value your advice. Chew on this a while and let me know.
Thanks,
DC

 

[B_dumbcow]

Hey DC, did you miss me? I think I may have found the one for me, what's your advice? Should I run to him? I say yes; but I value your advice. Chew on this a while and let me know.
Thanks,
DC

Of course you were missed! :biggrin1:

The one for you... bide your time, grow closer to him and see how things go.

Or you could just go all out and tell him everything! It's up to you! It really depends on what type of person he is... you should base your actions around that. :smile: