Ask a Cow Anything, Part 2
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hockeyguy741
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Exactly 23. No more, no less :smile:
But... um.... Amy framed me! She has the blueprints for her framing machine in her beehive!:biggrin1: I've never heard of that cow before... What an interesting story :biggrin1:
Vegetarian! Yes good idea
Vegetarian is cool, but if you do you should only use free range eggs and milk :smile:Of course! There's a simple rule - if it's a letter to a friend, use the nose. If it's a letter to a stranger use the hoof.
:biggrin1: do you want to... touch it
Oh! Mooo, now how! I am not a brown cow :tongue:
:yup: Of course I have an artistic side! I like to paint abstract pieces. You see, I painted for the Queen a picture of her in abstract and she liked it so much she got her cook to make me an alfalfa smoothie!
Yes, all of the time! They live with the two headed horses. But they do live in black holes so you humans can't see them :smile:
The average cow has four teats! And yes, we do get envious of bigger teats (but I have the biggest, so I don't get envious!) :smile:
Yeah
I went for a nice little trip over yonder. I'm going there again soon if anyone wants to come with me :biggrin1::biggrin1: Cheers Ricky! The cow business is not yet done, so I will dissappear as soon as you see me come back
Absolutely! These are pressing questions which must be answered, for the good of humanity. :smile:
Oh! That little ditty... We actually secretly love cow tipping in clover, because the clover feels very nice against our tails, which are sensitive to clover
Well, I tip cows 20% People who tip less than that are downright mean in both senses of the word.
:lmao: Oh, indeed! Anything under 20% is an insult :tongue: anything over 50% and I'll be your best friend!
We love being milked! It's so much fun :biggrin1:
Using our third udder... it's hidden on our body somewhere. Only certain farmers know where to find it! :biggrin1:
We simply mash up old cottages and put milk on the, of course :smile:
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You're not kidding, are you? Amy has lot so many brain cells over the yrs it's tough for me to imagine her constructing a framing machine and then hiding it in her beehive. The woman isn't exactly MENSA candidacy, you know. But, I hear she knows her way around a camcorder, and got you on a recording for the DEA guy about a purchase of poppies.
Omg
I'm an official post whore :tongue: Well she certainly has you fooled then! Hidden under her beehive is another brain - she is a super-genius in disguise. I've been framed!
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The only brains she has/had under that monstrosity of a beehive has turned to guacamole from all of those yrs of substance abuse, including your recent "organic medicinal purposes". If I were you, I'd make tracks before the DEA guy gets wise and stops on by with a torch to light up your poppy fields. Like this-
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The only brains she has/had under that monstrosity of a beehive has turned to guacamole from all of those yrs of substance abuse, including your recent "organic medicinal purposes". If I were you, I'd make tracks before the DEA guy gets wise and stops on by with a torch to light up your poppy fields. Like this-
Ok you've got me. But guacemole can be clever too
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uttahere:Yes. We love her voice and adore her hair :biggrin: But we don't like it when she's naughty with drugs and the like. :no:
:biggrin1: sorry about the busyness :tongue: It should stop sometime.
Dear Dumbcow, I'm so glad to see you back at the forum. (That's a bit like being back at the farm, but with more syllables.)
I saw an interesting article in the New York Times today on generating electrical power from cow dung:
Electricity From What Cows Leave Behind
Can you tell us what other amazing powers cow dung has that we should know about?
I saw an interesting article in the New York Times today on generating electrical power from cow dung:
Electricity From What Cows Leave Behind
Can you tell us what other amazing powers cow dung has that we should know about?
hockeyguy741
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when you go away on business or holidays what do you bring with you in your suitcase?
Because four stomachs is better than one!Thanks
Yes, us cows are something special!
Yes! If you eat cow dung, you will get the superhuman power to sort grapes from raisins whilst balancing books on your head at a far better accuracy. Go ahead and try it, you'll be amazed!
A milking machine and a bale of alfalfa gets me through any trip :biggrin1:
More bovine news from the New York Times, this time a bit sad:
In Storm’s Aftermath, Cow Roundups in Southeast Texas
It seems that tens of thousands of cows were drowned or dispersed by Hurricane Ike. I hope that none of your family or friends were among them. Do cows have their own relief agencies to deal with this sort of crisis?
In Storm’s Aftermath, Cow Roundups in Southeast Texas
It seems that tens of thousands of cows were drowned or dispersed by Hurricane Ike. I hope that none of your family or friends were among them. Do cows have their own relief agencies to deal with this sort of crisis?
Mr. Snakey
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Poor cows! None of those were my relatives, thankfully
Yes, the goat and cow organization for rescues deal with these issues... but they're all in cow heaven now :smile:
MOOOO, MooooOOOoo! :biggrin:
