Ask a cow anything

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

1000th post!

Party at Dumbcow's field!!!​

I would like to thank my parents, Clarabella and all you folks at LPSG :wink:​

Congrats there, DC! And Clarabelle has shown up with a people whip to make the moment worthwhile.

 

[lttlgrllst]

Woo Hoo :fest30:

A Party, I'm there!

Are you gonna let us ride you Dumbcow?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

can one of us ride you while one of us milks you?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Will you attend this year's potatoe parade?

 

[B_Nick4444]

David Letterman just reported President George Bush will be invading Wisconsin

(because of the high price of milk -- any regrets?)

 

[B_Monster]

Will you attend this year's potatoe parade?

Udderly mooooooving that you would ask, :tongue:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Dance to the Moosic....:tongue:

 

[B_Monster]

If i dance to the mooosic ill have a cow.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Udderly mooooooving that you would ask, :tongue:[/quote LMAO:tongue:

 

[B_dumbcow]

Question: What should we bring to your party?

Plenty of alfalfa!
It is going to be a rave

Congrats there, DC! And Clarabelle has shown up with a people whip to make the moment worthwhile.

Clarabella! Thank goodness Clarabella came :smile:
She made me an ice cream! how thoughtful of her :biggrin1:

Woo Hoo :fest30:

A Party, I'm there!

Are you gonna let us ride you Dumbcow?

Ok, fine - all hop on

*$10 a minute*

can one of us ride you while one of us milks you?

Oooooooooh sounds like fun! Let me just get my udders ready :wink:

Will you attend this year's potatoe parade?

I was banned last time after eating all of the potatoes... :redface:

David Letterman just reported President George Bush will be invading Wisconsin

(because of the high price of milk -- any regrets?)

oops. It was all caused by my protests...

I have no regrets!

*hides behind tree*

 

[B_dumbcow]

Udderly mooooooving that you would ask, :tongue:

You are udderly mootiful, Monster:wink:

Dance to the Moosic....:tongue:

I'm dancing!
*Do the cow with me people!*

If i dance to the mooosic ill have a cow.

Dance with me, Monster (oops. I stepped on your foot. sorry :redface

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Will you shake your tits and dance down the street with the marching band?

 

[Mandee]

Dumbcow, can you make string cheese?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Will you sing '' Oh my pappa" like you did last year ?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Will you shake your tits and dance down the street with the marching band?

I'm waaaaaaaay ahead of you - look out the window :wink:

Dumbcow, can you make string cheese?

Of course! I have a special udder for string cheese which is located inbetween my chocolate udder and pate udder :smile:

Will you sing '' Oh my pappa" like you did last year ?

Oh no... you saw the video, didn't you? I was young, foolish, without a care in the world!

At least you haven't seen One Night in Dumbcow

Oh no! i really need to keep my mouth shut...

 

[crescendo69]

Do you watch much TV? What's your favourite show?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Have you ever been known to horse around and give them bull when they try to milk you?

 

[ZOS23xy]

Have you ever been in the Mood for love?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Do you milk any particular situations for all they're worth?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Do you watch much TV? What's your favourite show?

I watch some TV! My favourite show was Oprah, until I got denied the chance of being the host (apparantly only Oprah can do that)... and now it is The Cow Show (on the cow channel.. channel 12.3344) which is hosted by yours truly!

Have you ever been known to horse around and give them bull when they try to milk you?

I am a sophisticated cow! I do not act like horses - ever - and I hope you don't either... And I love being milked! It is the best part of the day :smile: