Ask a cow anything

[B_dumbcow]

Have you ever been in the Mood for love?

I'm always in the mooOoooOOoood for loving :wink:

Do you milk any particular situations for all they're worth?

No! I never...

well...

okay then, I do. I milked my modeling career until the cows came home!

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Dumbcow, if you don't drink enough water, do you give condensed milk?

 

[Calboner]

Dumbcow, what do you think of daylight-saving time?

Daylight-saving time not good for cows (San Francisco Chronicle)

Cows hate 'mooving' clock up (The Star Press)

 

[B_dumbcow]

Dumbcow, if you don't drink enough water, do you give condensed milk?

Why, of course I do! I give off cream if i am in a good moOoooOOod and condensed milk if I haven't been drinking :smile:

Dumbcow, what do you think of daylight-saving time?

Daylight-saving time not good for cows (San Francisco Chronicle)

Cows hate 'mooving' clock up (The Star Press)

I hate daylight savings! They wake us up an hour later and expect us to make them milk! I think the articles you posted are good, but do not mention how aggrivating it is for us cows, having to produce milk an hour early because the humans say so...

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Why, of course I do! I give off cream if i am in a good moOoooOOod

What specific techniques cause you to give cream? Does it involve Cow Tantra, where you get in touch with the Bovine that exists in all of us?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I milked my modeling career until the cows came home!

Did the fashionistas like your beautiful brown eyes, your bodacious belly, or something udder, dumbcow?

 

[B_dumbcow]

What specific techniques cause you to give cream? Does it involve Cow Tantra, where you get in touch with the Bovine that exists in all of us?

Kind of, yes. We have to put ourself in a trance and meditate. We then chant 'MoooOOo Moo, MOOOooooOOo' which means 'May we be blessed with the milk of the centuries'. We then walk around a tree for half an hour and we are then ready to make cream! :biggrin1:

Did the fashionistas like your beautiful brown eyes, your bodacious belly, or something udder, dumbcow?

Of course, the whole of me is extremely photogenic...

They fell in love with the plumpness of my udder, which is subtly complimented by the deep shade of my nose, whilst my huge splodge attracted all the other cows. They simply couldn't resist my Bovilicious charm :wink:

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Dumbcow, do cows have reality TV shows, too?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Dumbcow, do cows have reality TV shows, too?

Of course! There's Britain's Next Top Cow, Cow Idol and of course Big Bovine

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Of course! There's Britain's Next Top Cow, Cow Idol and of course Big Bovine

Did I hear rumors of Big Brudder, too?

 

[D_Kaye Throttlebottom]

and is it true about the tipping or is that just a rumor?

 

[xLx]

how many cows in Cowes?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Did I hear rumors of Big Brudder, too?

:wink: Possibly - It will be a crude spin - off though. Nothing to get excited about!

and is it true about the tipping or is that just a rumor?

Oh, it is true alright! They go human tipping, we go cow tipping and the geese go duck tipping...

how many cows in Cowes?

644 to be precise
645 - A new cow was born!

:wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Do you go commando in the winter?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Do you go commando in the winter?

I shouldn't tell you this...

I have worn the same coat for all of my life

I'm not a Dirtycow. honest :smile:

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

I thought, among cattle, it's called "going cowmando."

 

[B_dumbcow]

I thought, among cattle, it's called "going cowmando."

you are udderly hilarious :wink:

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Dumbcow, sometimes in commercials and cartoons, we see cows speaking or acting like humans. Are you cows such peaceful creatures that you can let that roll off your backs, or does it irritate your Great Cow Pride to see that sort of thing?

Speaking of which, are there any Cow Pride parades we could see sometime?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Dumbcow, sometimes in commercials and cartoons, we see cows speaking or acting like humans. Are you cows such peaceful creatures that you can let that roll off your backs, or does it irritate your Great Cow Pride to see that sort of thing?

Speaking of which, are there any Cow Pride parades we could see sometime?

Aha. What you do not realise is that those 'cows' are in fact ducks dressed up as geese dressed up as humans dressed up as cows. So we feel privaleged to have so much care taken over trying to be us.

There is a cow pride festival tomorrow! in field 63479263579. I expect you will be there with a banner saying 'Cows are better than humans!'

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

In the Hindu religion, there's a tradition of treating the cow as sacred ... this must be quite the self-esteem builder for your kind, no?