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You think your milk is better than mine?

My milk is the best - so yes, but I'm sure your milk is mighty fine

Dumbcow... I'm assuming you're a Holstien?

indeed. have you been stalking me?

Are you a cow from California? Cows from California are better. (Have you seen the commercials or do they only show them in the West?)

I am a cow from England. I have not seen the advert for cows from California. I assure you, cows from England are the best

Hey. cow! What do you feel while being milked? is it better than being fucked by a bull for you?

It's a completely different sensation. I prefer being milked because of the relief that comes with it, but then again, nothing beats a good old bull up the arse.

but, Save the Cow!

awwwwwwwwwwww, you are so sweet, Nick

If you exercise too vigorously do you produce butter instead of milk?

I do. then i spread it on my toast. Yummy!
 

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MOOO Moo MoooOOOOO moo moooo mooOOOOO?

Moooooo? moo, moooo mo mooomo mo. (so nice to find someone who speaks cow on here. moomoo.

Let's ignore Arliss, who hasn't contributed any thinking to the board recently.

By the way, Milk costs so much more because corn prices have gone up. It costs more than gasoline.

Cows don't really like corn, and prefer grasses, and cows must be given lots of antibiotics to prevent them from being sick because they really don't like corn, and it isn't good for them.

Moo?

I tried corn once. Baaaaad idea. (did i just sound like a sheep?).
Wow another person who speaks cow! moo mooo mo.

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

damn right. It's better than yours.

Where does "chocolate" milk come from?

Another governmental secret - chocolate milk comes from our fifth teat, located up our bum.
 

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There has been a scandal here in the US over cows alleged to have taken performance-enchancing drugs. Are you an all-natural cow?

I am a fully natural cow! I take pride that I have never taken performance-enhancing drugs... wait.. steroi... uh-oh. They put it in the grass, I swear...

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How does it feel knowing sooner or later you'll either wind up as a bigmac/whopper?

ooooooooooh tough one. I always wanted to have mayonnaise smothered all over me and to be inbetween two hot buns. Then again, I probably won't be eaten, my owner loves me too much. (you should have seen him this morning - pumping my tits like nobodys business!)
 

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I LOVE a man who can admit defeat! :smile:

I love a woman with nice milk :smile:

Is it true than black bulls have bigger willys than white bulls :rolleyes: :biggrin1:

That is not true! Black bulls from experiecnce have the same size than white bulls. But if you look at porn, the black bulls always have bigger willys. :biggrin1:

In your opinion, is it speciesist to call a female human being "Stupid cow!"?

Yes! I feel so offended when I hear humans say that - cows have ears too, people! I should file a lawsuit against the next person who says that...

Do you fancy the telly ?

how do you know (looks behind shoulder).. wait I don't. That's a rumor.
 
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