MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
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Thank you, Dumbcow. I suspected as much. The other day, I was minding my eight-year-old nephew when he laughed at a man on television who called a woman a "stupid cow." I told him, "Now, Josh, you must never, ever call a lady a stupid cow. It's a very nasty and hurtful thing to say. Call her a stupid cunt instead." I'm glad to have confirmation that I did the right thing.Yes! I feel so offended when I hear humans say that - cows have ears too, people! I should file a lawsuit against the next person who says that...
haha i thought i might be asked that. i am male and i am a cow - I'm weird like that. Or maybe I am just a dumbfemalecow who thinks she is male?
How do you like being fondled for your milk?
Do you get along well with the other farm animals?
Do you prefer to be milked standing up or down?
Thank you, Dumbcow. I suspected as much. The other day, I was minding my eight-year-old nephew when he laughed at a man on television who called a woman a "stupid cow." I told him, "Now, Josh, you must never, ever call a lady a stupid cow. It's a very nasty and hurtful thing to say. Call her a stupid cunt instead." I'm glad to have confirmation that I did the right thing.
By the way, I wonder if you are acquainted with a famous essay on the cow, written by a child as a school exercise. I quote it below.The Cow is a mammal. It has six sides right, left, an upper and below. At the back it has a tail on which hangs a brush. With this it sends the flies away so that they do not fall into the milk. The head is for the purpose of growing horns and so that the mouth can be somewhere. The horns are to butt with, and the mouth is to moo with.
Under the cow hangs the milk. It is arranged for milking. When people milk, the milk comes and there is never an end to the supply. How the cow does it I have not yet realized, but it makes more and more.
The cow has a fine sense of smell; one can smell it far away. This is the reason for the fresh air in the country. The man cow is called an ox. It is not a mammal. The cow does not eat much, but what it eats it eats twice, so that it gets enough. When it is hungry it moos, and when it says nothing it is because its inside is all full up with grass.Please let us know what you think of this composition.
Good question. It is hard for us cows to check - we are not very flexible. Maybe I will never know...Hermaphrodite ?
ever milked a bull?
I had not thought of that angle before now. How do you manage to type? I don't think that computer keyboards are well-designed for bovine use.However, It fails to grasp the concept of the world's first typing cow, me, proving that we can comprehend English.
I had not thought of that angle before now. How do you manage to type? I don't think that computer keyboards are well-designed for bovine use.
Happy Valentine's Day, DumbCow. Did you get anything special today?
I am sooo glad you had a good day yesterday.
Do you prefer hay, grass, or alfalfa?
This isn't a personal question, but I thought you might know the answer. There is a kind of milk called UHT milk, which has a much longer shelf life than ordinary milk. It's cow's milk, but I have not been able to find out what kind of cow produces it. Do you happen to know?
Hello cow, I see you don't have any pics in your gallery, what would you say to someone who might suggest that you are not really a cow at all but a bull pretending. Come on cow show us your udders :biggrin1: