Ask a cunt anything.

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Drifterwood, Nov 15, 2009.

  1. Drifterwood

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    Ask away, or fuck off.
     
  2. luka82

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    Are u a juicy or a dry cunt?
    Do u squirt?
     
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    how loud are your queefs?
     
  4. Catchoftheday

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    What is the square root of 27
     
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    Are you tight or loose?
     
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    I'll fuck off, so.

    Or will I?
     
  7. chicagosam

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    How original. Wherever did you get the idea, Cunt Pendragon?

    Which "Ask a [fill in the blank]" thread(s) would you permanently delete?
     
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    As much as I support Hickboy threads, I'm out of here on this one.
     
  9. chicagosam

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    C U Next Tuesday!:biggrin1:
     
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    Please say all of them.
     
  11. chicagosam

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    Anything for you, my dear: "All of them.":biggrin1:
     
  12. Drifterwood

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    You make me juicy, Little Luka. I want to smother you with my squirt.
     
  13. Drifterwood

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    Sorry, didn't hear that one.

    Rooting 27 doesn't make you square.

    I am from Wales - ask a Scotsman.

    We're the tightest cunts around.
     
  14. Drifterwood

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    Bit like your team today.

    I might have guessed that you would run a mile at the sight of a real cunt.
     
  15. Drifterwood

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    I am the anti-ask, lovely cunt.

    C, :cool:

    Get a room already. :eek:

    Fuck.
     
  16. Ethyl

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    So when am I gonna buy you a pint of Abbot ale? :rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
  17. Drifterwood

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    One? :eek:

    You're a tighter cunt than me.
     
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    wot are the hallmarks of a right proper cunt?

    also, i know not all cunts are trolls, but why are all trolls cunts?

    lastly, i luv cunt, but i hate cunts, is there any thing wrong with me?
     
  19. Ethyl

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    Not one. A. Gotta build that tolerance gradually. :tongue:
     
  20. Drifterwood

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    Proper cunts are Sterling. :wink:

    Trolls are more than cunts and less than cunts. Assholes.

    Is there anything wrong with you? Nothing that a real cunt's big knob up your ass won't cure.
     
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