Ask a cunt anything.

[Drifterwood]

Not one. A. Gotta build that tolerance gradually. :tongue:

So, let me get this straight. You're a tight cunt and an intolerant cunt? :biggrin1:

Sure you're not from Yorkshire?

 

[voidout]

So, let me get this straight. You're a tight cunt and an intolerant cunt? :biggrin1:

Sure you're not from Yorkshire?

stop usin' all them europeans slangs on us here american folk! ya'll is tighter than a horn doggy stuck in the rafters of a spoon field in high noon!! :usa2::icon16:

 

[cock23]

What kind of things do you tolerate in your er...cunt?

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

k, what does this Welsh Cunt make of this: Look! A Woman With Two Vaginas! | The Frisky

Two cunts for the price of one :biggrin1:

 

[Opalite]

Is it just me, or is there something fishy about this topic?

 

[Gillette]

k, what does this Welsh Cunt make of this: Look! A Woman With Two Vaginas! | The Frisky

Two cunts for the price of one :biggrin1:

Interesting.

Just how would you position all involved for quadruple penetration, oh bopperbasting master?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Oi Cunt, what makes you think you are a cunt?

 

[Drifterwood]

k, what does this Welsh Cunt make of this: Look! A Woman With Two Vaginas! | The Frisky

Two cunts for the price of one :biggrin1:

Interesting.

Just how would you position all involved for quadruple penetration, oh bopperbasting master?

"Lauren underwent surgery to remove the barrier between her vags, leaving her with one giant vagina"

That's the official line. :wink:

 

[Drifterwood]

stop usin' all them europeans slangs on us here american folk! ya'll is tighter than a horn doggy stuck in the rafters of a spoon field in high poon!! :usa2::icon16:

Fixed that for ya.

Now, why don't we get a smiley flag? Oy, Izzard, you cunt, give us back our flag.

 

[Drifterwood]

Is it just me, or is there something fishy about this topic?

I hadn't noticed it until you entered the thread.

 

[Drifterwood]

What kind of things do you tolerate in your er...cunt?

I like baybeez. YouTube - Fat Bastard - Get In My Belly!

 

[Drifterwood]

Oi Cunt, what makes you think you are a cunt?

I am the thinking man's cunt.

Cogito ergo cunt.

 

[cock23]

Which country(s) in Asia do you find yourself in and what cuntish things do you do there?

 

[chicagosam]

Which country(s) in Asia do you find yourself in and what cuntish things do you do there?

Ooooooo, ooooooo, oooooo! I know! I know! And it's all so phuqqing philthy and phine!

Sad news: the Cunt of Cunt seems to be missing from Sesame Street!:biggrin1:

 

[beretta8]

So...what is so fine about your cunt?

 

[Drifterwood]

Which country(s) in Asia do you find yourself in and what cuntish things do you do there?

Rape, Pillage, Plunder. The usual stuff.

Ooooooo, ooooooo, oooooo! I know! I know! And it's all so phuqqing philthy and phine!

Sad news: the Cunt of Cunt seems to be missing from Sesame Street!:biggrin1:

Thanks Big Turd.

I run a Missionary service that stretches from Cairo to Seoul and Istanbul to Bangkok and Ho Chi Minge.

Waiting for the smarty pants.

 

[Drifterwood]

So...what is so fine about your cunt?

This cunt is like a fine wine, it showed much promise in its youth, but is now maturing to reveal it's true depths. This cunt will become so profound, so deep, that some have real fears that it may one day implode into its own galaxy.

 

[Ethyl]

Waiting for the smarty pants.

How does a cunt like you know whose pants are smart?

:spank:

 

[Drifterwood]

How does a cunt like you know whose pants are smart?

:spank:

Cheeky.

I have the all-seeing one eye.

Are you going to put some on?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

ha-ha, 'bang cock!'

'two japanese men, lying in bed
one turned to the other
and the other one said
bangkok'

[alex chilton bangkok]

so wot does it feel like to be impaled on a cock so big you could only take part of it?

is it good for you, too?