Ask a Drag Queen anything.

[rob_]

I decided to hop onto the "ask a..." thread bandwagon and provide my extensive knowledge and expertise. :biggrin1:

Ask away.

 

[maxcok]

Have you been in a lot of drag races?

Did you take home any big trophies?

 

[nudeyorker]

Why did you post it in ETC when the rest of these threads are in this forum?

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

so let's start with the obvious favorites around here

do you prefer cut or uncut cocks??

 

[jjsjr]

How do you tuck away the "ham and eggs" ???

 

[rob_]

Have you been in a lot of drag races?

Did you take home any big trophies?

Races? Have you tried driving in heels? Drag racing accidents are the leading cause of death in Drag Queens.

I prefer pageants. All I have to do is stand and look pretty. But no trophies yet.

 

[rob_]

Why did you post it in ETC when the rest of these threads are in this forum?

Oops. Sorry. I thought I was posting in this forum. My mistake.

 

[rob_]

so let's start with the obvious favorites around here

do you prefer cut or uncut cocks??

Cut. But I'm not picky. :tongue:

 

[rob_]

How do you tuck away the "ham and eggs" ???

Duct tape.

 

[Calboner]

Are your fake breasts natural?

 

[rob_]

Are your fake breasts natural?

Of course they are.

100% all natural whole grain rice :wink:

 

[avg_joe]

Do you know Mrs.Candy? She is famous in the gay blogger world.

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

Oops. Sorry. I thought I was posting in this forum. My mistake.

nudeyorker is an ass, proceed my lovely

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

Duct tape.

ouch!

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

Are your fake breasts natural?

interesting that calboner posted that quick on a drag queen thread!

 

[rob_]

Do you know Mrs.Candy? She is famous in the gay blogger world.

I'm unaware of Mrs. Candy.
I'll look her up.

 

[rob_]

ouch!

It's not as painful as it sounds.
Only slightly uncomfortable most times.

 

[maxcok]

Races? Have you tried driving in heels? Drag racing accidents are the leading cause of death in Drag Queens.

I think you're confused. I meant this kind of drag race.

I prefer pageants. All I have to do is stand and look pretty. But no trophies yet.

And I bet you do that brilliantly. Have you won anything? for example: Miss Congeniality? Miss Alignment?
Miss Construed? Miss Appropriation of Funds?

And I think you're being coy. I bet you've scored some huge trophies. If not, and if you play your cards right . . . .

 

[rob_]

I think you're confused. I meant this kind of drag race.

Oh wow. That looks even MORE dangerous.
No, can't say Sydney's ever ran track.

And I bet you do that brilliantly. Have you won anything? for example: Miss Congeniality? Miss Alignment?
Miss Construed?

And I think you're being coy. I bet you've scored some huge trophies. If not, and if you play your cards right . . . .

Well, rarely do you win trophies in pageants.
I have one tiara for Miss Naughty-But-Nice.
And I'm hoping* to win a very large, expensive crown for the upcoming Miss Club Renaissance pageant.

(* RE: expecting)

 

[maxcok]

Well, rarely do you win trophies in pageants.
I have one tiara for Miss Naughty-But-Nice.
And I'm hoping* to win a very large, expensive crown for the upcoming Miss Club Renaissance pageant.

(* RE: expecting)

OMG, you're expecting? Does anyone know? Would you be disqualified if they found out?