Ask a Drag Queen anything.

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  1. rob_

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    I decided to hop onto the "ask a..." thread bandwagon and provide my extensive knowledge and expertise. :biggrin1:

    Ask away.
     
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    Have you been in a lot of drag races?

    Did you take home any big trophies?
     
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    Why did you post it in ETC when the rest of these threads are in this forum?
     
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    so let's start with the obvious favorites around here

    do you prefer cut or uncut cocks??
     
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    How do you tuck away the "ham and eggs" ???
     
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    Races? Have you tried driving in heels? Drag racing accidents are the leading cause of death in Drag Queens.

    I prefer pageants. All I have to do is stand and look pretty. But no trophies yet. :mad:
     
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    Oops. Sorry. I thought I was posting in this forum. My mistake.
     
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    Cut. But I'm not picky. :tongue:
     
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    Duct tape.
     
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    Are your fake breasts natural?
     
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    Of course they are.

    100% all natural whole grain rice :wink:
     
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    Do you know Mrs.Candy? She is famous in the gay blogger world.
     
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    nudeyorker is an ass, proceed my lovely
     
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    ouch!
     
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    interesting that calboner posted that quick on a drag queen thread!
     
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    I'm unaware of Mrs. Candy.
    I'll look her up.
     
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    It's not as painful as it sounds.
    Only slightly uncomfortable most times.
     
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    I think you're confused. I meant this kind of drag race.


    And I bet you do that brilliantly. Have you won anything? for example: Miss Congeniality? Miss Alignment?
    Miss Construed? Miss Appropriation of Funds?

    And I think you're being coy. I bet you've scored some huge trophies. If not, and if you play your cards right . . . .
     
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    Oh wow. That looks even MORE dangerous. :eek:
    No, can't say Sydney's ever ran track.

    Well, rarely do you win trophies in pageants.
    I have one tiara for Miss Naughty-But-Nice.
    And I'm hoping* to win a very large, expensive crown for the upcoming Miss Club Renaissance pageant.

    (* RE: expecting)
     
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    OMG, you're expecting? Does anyone know? Would you be disqualified if they found out?
     
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