Ask a Drag Queen anything.

[accemb]

Do you have to shave your whole body?

 

[chicagosam]

Oh you wish, girlfriend. Any excuse for you to get glammed up and put on a show.

You're so silly, Max. Now pull the feather boa out of your ass and get back on stage.

 

[rob_]

Is your drag name Rob or Roberta? O r would it be something else?

My drag name is Sydney Savage.

Sydney, named after my favourite character of my favourite television series. Sydney Andrews from Melrose Place. As well as an ode to my love for Australia.

And Savage, because it describes me well. :tongue:

NEXT APRIL- Sydney's going to Sydney!!! :biggrin1:

 

[rob_]

Do you have to shave your whole body?

Oh god. Don't remind me. I haven't performed in two weeks, so the getting ready process will not be much fun thursday night.

I'm lazy, so I only shave the parts that aren't covered by clothing.
(legs, arms, chest)
And of course I shave the special area so that when I rip off the duct tape afterwards it isn't quite as painful. :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

You're so silly, Max. Now pull the feather boa out of your ass and get back on stage.

Yes ma'am. And I'll give it to you for a keepsake. :tongue:

 

[Catchoftheday]

I thought there was only one.

Clearly this is not right, the proper answer is; no, what isn't the correct pronunciation of the word scone, it could be scone or scone but it aint what.

I will give you another question

Whatever happened to the other letter o in the word pronunciation?

If that one is too hard what about this one...

I have seen lots of drag queens but I have never seen a drag princess, why is this?

 

[rob_]

Whatever happened to the other letter o in the word pronunciation?

If that one is too hard what about this one...

I don't know. I spell it with an o.
...pronounciation...

I have seen lots of drag queens but I have never seen a drag princess, why is this?

Maybe you haven't been looking hard enough.
There are plenty of Princesses, Empresses, Grand Dutchesses, any many others.
I won't get into the court system. It still confuses even me.

 

[Empathizer]

Wait. There's a Court?

Now I'm intrigued! I'm a history geek. Is there a Drag History 101 book? A DeBrett's for Drag Debs?

 

[Calboner]

I don't know. I spell it with an o.
...pronounciation...

That's a travesty of spelling (and pronunciation); but I suppose that is to be expected of one who appears en travesti.

 

[rob_]

Wait. There's a Court?

Now I'm intrigued! I'm a history geek. Is there a Drag History 101 book? A DeBrett's for Drag Debs?

There are several Courts. Most large cities have Court systems.
The closest to me is The Imperial Court of Hamilton Wentworth. A close contact of mine, Miss Drew, was just crowned Empress, after her previous reign of Imperial Crown Princess.

I am new to the Court system and am still learning a lot about it. But the basis of the court system is fundraising. Every single show done by a Court is to raise money for the charity of the reigning Emporer and Empresses choice. This year for my court- The Imperial Court of Hamilton Wentworth, all our proceeds go to The Humaine Society.

I believe the court system originated in San Fransisco. (surprise, surprise.)

 

[chicagosam]

Yes ma'am. And I'll give it to you for a keepsake. :tongue:

That's an awfully BIG keepsake. Will your head cave in when you withdraw it?:biggrin1:

 

[Nekoman]

What's your favorite Bette Davis movie?

 

[rob_]

What's your favorite Bette Davis movie?

I haven't seen any of her movies.

 

[Nekoman]

I haven't seen any of her movies.

Isn't that a required course in the Drag Queen Major?

How about Judy Garland or Liza?

 

[rob_]

Isn't that a required course in the Drag Queen Major?

How about Judy Garland or Liza?

Bette Davis was part of the old curriculum.
We touched on Judy and Liza.

LOVE Bette Midler and Barbara Streisand though.

 

[maxcok]

That's an awfully BIG keepsake. Will your head cave in when you withdraw it?:biggrin1:

Silly, silly Sammy. It just looks big. That's how feather boas are, sweetie. Besides, it wasn't up my ass, just wedged in my crack. It's theatre, darling - it's all an illusion. Just ask Sydney.

Now be a dear and peel me some grapes before you press me some fresh undies. But first . . . I need you to check my crack to see if there are any loose feathers stuck in there. Like this . . . yum: :mischievous:

I haven't seen any of her movies.

IMPOSTER!!! You get on Netflix right now and order All About Eve and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Right now! Tomorrow's double feature is Now, Voyager and Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte. Then get back to us. There will be a test! :mad2:

 

[rob_]

IMPOSTER!!! You get on Netflix right now and order All About Eve and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Right now! Tomorrow's double feature is Now, Voyager and Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte. Then get back to us. There will be a test! :mad2:

Yeah, yeah. I'll get to it.

 

[Nekoman]

How is it that I've seen All About Eve, Whatever Happened..., Now Voyager, Hush Hush, etc., and the Fabulous Drag Queen of LPSG HASN'T, and I'm not even gay! Well maybe 20% or so. What is this queer world coming to?

 

[maxcok]

^ Kids today.

 

[Calboner]

This is like the episode of Seinfeld in which George, attending a child's birthday party, meets a clown named Eric who says that he has never heard of Bozo.