Ask a dumb englishman something easy

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    Please can I play too?

    These threads are getting way too sensible. Anybody asking sensible questions will get a stupid answer:biggrin1:
     
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    Dude u are is "dire" need of a haircut !!

    0207 867 3423 on call duty barber !!
     
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    What smells like yellow?
     
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    What is your current standing on the everchanging gas prices, coupled up with the dramatic increase in taxes, making commuting more troublesome for the common citizen of the UK?


    :tongue:



    What's the difference between green and red :confused:
     
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    how can I make my penis smaller?
     
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    Did you know, as a gold member, you can correct the spelling error in the title of your post? :rolleyes:
     
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    I don't think anything smells quite like yellow does it, yellow is quite unique although scientists have tried to replicat the smell they have not really done it. Best likeness can be aceive by smearing strawberry jam on your penis and havin sex with a squirrel, this will make your willy smell something like yellow, but not quite..
     
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    were you sober when you made this thread?
     
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    Any smaller dude you will need to change your sex..
     
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    I've never tried currant standing - I've heard of it but it looks a bit difficult to me trying to stand on one of those little things mustbe really difficult. I don't know much about raisin taxes...there is lots of gas in the air why do people want to buy it :confused:

    Green has got 2 es in it red has only got one, it's a bit complicated something about e numbers and stuff. People not in EU probably wouldn't understand.
     
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    * cries histerically *

    lol
     
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    Sorry buddy I couldn' resist that..

    U know it was only a joke right dude
     
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    There are lots of ways to make your penis smaller, one way is to find someone with a huge penis and put your penis next to his, your penis will be smaller. Or you could pretend you are an elephant and you will have the tiniest penis in the world...there are other techniques:rolleyes:
     
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    If I find a smellin error I will think about it :rolleyes:

    Just intoxicated by the thrill of being on LPSG :biggrin1:
     
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    hahaha, yeah I know. LOL :cool22:
     
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    How come cats have four legs and birds have only two?
     
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    Why do Americans call a tortoise a turtle, when clearly a turtle lives in the sea?
     
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    Well you see....birds are made of feathers and cats are made of fur, it's a lot easier to put legs in fur, if you put too many legs in feathers they tend to fall out so birds don't have many legs.
     
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