Ask a dumb englishman something easy

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Did the Queen have breast implants or are those real?

 

[Catchoftheday]

You seem to be very knowlegeable about dogs and their understading of our different languages you are truely a very wise person, what about fish can they understand human language,and do they have a language of their own.......

Fish can understand human language because fish are really clever, however most of the time fish live in water like in the sea and rivers and stuff which means that they don't get to hear what people say most of the time and they don't bother trying to listen to what people say because they are reaslly clever and know that most of what people say is complete bollocks.

Fish are so clever that they don't need to speak to each other and they have there own special language, obviously I'm just a person and am clearly not clever to understand what it is but it is really clever

 

[Catchoftheday]

Did the Queen have breast implants or are those real?

The Queen has breasts , are you sure that the Queen has breasts I'm sure that can't be right, next you will be trying to tell me that she has genitals and...hang on she does have children OMG...

I think I'm going to have a bit of a lie down and would be grateful if nobody else triies to make me think about Her Majesty's naughty bits :frown1: :redface:

 

[hockeyguy741]

Does the Queen go to the bathroom like everyone else, or does she have someone do that for her because it's just too common?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr Hockey Guy, of course the Queen has to go to the bathroom, with all that waving she has to do she is bound to get a little warm from time to time and will need to have a little wash, I think that the Queen has a shower in one of her bathrooms but I think that she prefers to have a bath, she probably doesn't use water in her bath she probably has something nicer.

 

[naughty]

Dear Mr Flemyng,

Ooops was that supposed to be a secret? What is your next film? You know I am in the process of collecting your complete works. I am mesmerized by that sepulchrally mephistophilian voice of yours. Is it natural or did you cultivate it in drama school?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Dear Mr Flemyng,

Ooops was that supposed to be a secret? What is your next film? You know I am in the process of collecting your complete works. I am mesmerized by that sepulchrally mephistophilian voice of yours. Is it natural or did you cultivate it in drama school?

:redface:

Hello naughty girl, I am currently having a rest from making films and am currently considering which one of these roles I should do next. I have been on this site doing a bit of research into a film about men who put pictures of themselves on the internet, it has clearly got a LOT of nudity another one I am thinking about doing is a musical where I have to do singing and dancing and stuff also I am considering doing a funny film with jokes and stuff in it and the other one is this James Bond thing.

I'm not sure which one I should do or maybe I will for a better one to come along...what do you think I should do?

 

[naughty]

:redface:

Hello naughty girl, I am currently having a rest from making films and am currently considering which one of these roles I should do next. I have been on this site doing a bit of research into a film about men who put pictures of themselves on the internet, it has clearly got a LOT of nudity another one I am thinking about doing is a musical where I have to do singing and dancing and stuff also I am considering doing a funny film with jokes and stuff in it and the other one is this James Bond thing.

I'm not sure which one I should do or maybe I will for a better one to come along...what do you think I should do?

Dear Mr Flemyng,

As you well know , I am a devoted fan of your period pieces. I loved you in Tess of the D'Urbervilles, The Red Violin, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and last but not least Stardust. You look as if you are from another time and to the manor born. I sugges that you wait a while to see if anything of this sort comes up again. You definitely dont want to disappoint your devoted fan base.

 

[Northland]

Is guacamole as popular in England as it is in some areas of the U.S.A.?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Is guacamole as popular in England as it is in some areas of the U.S.A.?

No Mr North Land this is not very popular in England, there are two reasons for this the first reason is because it is quite difficult to spell which puts some people off the other reason is that some people think that it is made frome moles and people don't like eating stuff with moles in it.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Dear Mr Flemyng,

You look as if you are from another time and to the manor born.

YouTube - Mr Hyde from the League of Etraordinary Gentlemen Mood Swing

I suggest that you wait a while to see if anything of this sort comes up again. You definitely dont want to disappoint your devoted fan base.

Maybe I will make a film with my friend Dr Who again


YouTube - David Tennant: The Quatermass Experiment

 

[hockeyguy741]

Is it true you actually supplied spice to the spice girls.......

 

[Catchoftheday]

Is it true you actually supplied spice to the spice girls.......

It's true, before they were famous the girls were always coming round my house for some ummm... spice. In fact at one time I was going to be one of the Spice Girls, but I was a bit too pretty and there was only enough room for five in the car.:frown1:

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Great way to bump your thread Catch :biggrin:

So ask something easy....
Do you see something interesting when you look out your bedroom window?

 

[cockoloco]

Hello Catchy, Does an English Gentleman blame farts on dogs ar assumes the responsibility?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Great way to bump your thread Catch :biggrin:

So ask something easy....
Do you see something interesting when you look out your bedroom window?

It depends what you find interesting ...at the mooment I can see mostly a street light, this is maybe because it is dark? When it is light I can see some houses and a big walnut tree and maybe a squirrel and from the other window I can see a hill which was in a famous film

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Catchy, Does an English Gentleman blame farts on dogs ar assumes the responsibility?

In England a dog is man's best friend, it's not very nice to blame stuff on your best friend, is it?

 

[hockeyguy741]

What did you have for your tea.....

 

[185248]

Was that hill in the movie Billy Elliot?

 

[Catchoftheday]

What did you have for your tea.....

Traditional English food Lasagne :confused22: with salad and bread and and a nice cup of tea

Was that hill in the movie Billy Elliot?

No it's an older film, which was made when I was quite young