Is it true that the English system of government is founded on strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords? I mean, if I went round saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! (And what is a bint, I wonder?)
Is it true you can read English?
I looked up "bint" at Urbandictionary.com, and the first gloss was "Engilsh slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart." So if you have half of a tart, do you call it a half-bint?
Is it true you can read English?
Do you have one of those cute Cockney accents or do you sound more posh like Prince Charles?
Any good cures for a cold/flu?
Do you know any English men who wouldn't mind me thinking of their penis while im getting hot and sweaty in bed?
Who, me? It's an accident of genetics. :wink:Why are you so damned attractive ?
Who, me? It's an accident of genetics. :wink:
What should one do when one's favorite cow in all the world disappears?
What should one do when one's favorite cow in all the world disappears?