Ask a dumb englishman something easy

[hockeyguy741]

How do I stop the deer from eating all my strawberry plants.....

 

[Mr. Snakey]

How is the weather in England this year? We just over a long period of clouds and rain. Strange weather indeed. Good to see the sun again.

 

[Catchoftheday]

How do I stop the deer from eating all my strawberry plants.....

Hello Mr Hockeyguy, what you should is put a sign next to your strawberry plants saying that your neighbours plants taste much nicer than your this means that the deer will go and eat your neighbours plants you should also ensure that your neighbour has the same sign next to his plants which means that the deer will go back to your ones and ...evenually the deer will get dizzy and go and find something else to eat, this is sure to work

 

[Catchoftheday]

How is the weather in England this year? We just over a long period of clouds and rain. Strange weather indeed. Good to see the sun again.

Hello Mr Snakey, it has been the usual mixture of mostly rubbishy cold weather with a few nice days here and there, the last few days have been really warm and quite humid which made a change for the people in England although warm is nice but humid isn't very nice, today has gone back to cooler but it isn't raining yet which is nice :smile: I expect it will be raining tomorrow

 

[jjsjr]

What really killed Micheal Jackson?

 

[Catchoftheday]

What really killed Micheal Jackson?

:frown1: I think we killed Michael, the world killed him by not being a very nice place for him to live and I think he has died from a broken heat, I thought that dying from a broken heart was a quick way to die but it seems sometimes it can take a long time and be really painfull.

I think it was a bit strange that a lot of people seemed to really surprised when he finally left the world I hope that his soul will be able to rest in peace now.

Maybe one day I will listen to his nice nice songs and not cry

YouTube - The Jacksons 5 - I'll Be There (A capella)

 

[hockeyguy741]

I got stung by a bee today how could I avoid this horrible thing from happening again....and no I wasn't wearing any honey

 

[B_Hamadim]

I got stung by a bee today how could I avoid this horrible thing from happening again....and no I wasn't wearing any honey

You need to create a friendship with the bees.

Why wasn't you wearing any honey?

You are supposed to be..

 

[Catchoftheday]

I got stung by a bee today how could I avoid this horrible thing from happening again....and no I wasn't wearing any honey

Hello Mr Hockeyguy, I don't think that wearing Honey would make a Bee sting you, it probably stung you because it was afraid of you.

The bee probably thought that you was a nice flower for it to eat stuff from and when you started shouting at it, got scared and stung you.

To stop this happening again, you can either stop lookin like a pretty flower and not getting any bees around you or you can make friends with the bee and it wont sting you.

 

[Catchoftheday]

You need to create a friendship with the bees.
That's a good idea

Why wasn't you wearing any honey?

You are supposed to be..

Mr Hockeyguy doesn't need to wear honey, he is sweet enough without it :biggrin1:

 

[jjsjr]

Which LPSG member do you have the biggest crush on?

 

[hockeyguy741]

If you had to choose a super power what would it be and why?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Which LPSG member do you have the biggest crush on?

Having crushes on members sounds a bit painful
There are some of the members on here what I like but I'm not allowed to say which ones as the other ones maybe would get upset but I think they are ladies :biggrin1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

If you had to choose a super power what would it be and why?

I wish I could fly right up to the sky, but I can't :redface:

YouTube - orville baby

Flying looks like a lot more fun than walking and stuff.

 

[Drifterwood]

What is a short square leg and a silly mid off?

 

[Drifterwood]

Are you attempting the World Record for not changing your underpants?

 

[Catchoftheday]

What is a short square leg and a silly mid off?

These are people who stand in fields wearing white clothes and a helmet and a box with their willy in and very often seen wearing brown underpants.

Usually they stand in front of a man with a piece of wood also wearing white clothes and a helmet and with his willy in a box. On the other side of the field is another man with a hard ball who throws it at the main with the piece of wood, the man with the piece of wood tries to hit the ball with his bit of wood, trying to knock the other peoples heads off, the other have to try to catch the ball with their hands.

I think you can tell why one of these is called silly, I think that the short square leg person is usually called a short leg person because they can't run away very fast so they have to be thier and the people with long legs get to be farther away. When the person with the bit of wood hits the ball they sometime run away and someone else with a bit of wood has a go at hitting the ball.

 

[jjsjr]

Why pink?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Are you attempting the World Record for not changing your underpants?

Yeah

Does anybody know how long the record is?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Why pink?

Pink is nice :biggrin1:

I've always liked pink when I was little I liked watching this nice TV programme
YouTube - Pink Panter