Ask a dumb englishman something easy

[hockeyguy741]

Are you the Pink Panther

 

[Catchoftheday]

Are you the Pink Panther

No - not the pink Panther the Pink Panter :biggrin1:

 

[jjsjr]

YouTube - Aerosmith - Pink

Can you relate????

 

[Catchoftheday]

YouTube - Aerosmith - Pink

Can you relate????

Yeah ...nice song

 

[rbkwp]

Hi Cotd?

With ALL that Hot summery weather yr experiencing UK ..
any chance of you turning Black...or maybe yr Pink writing could.
enz

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hi Cotd?

With ALL that Hot summery weather yr experiencing UK ..
any chance of you turning Black...or maybe yr Pink writing could.
enz

Hello Me enz, it's nice to see you again, I hope you are well.
HaHA I don't think we got enough hot summery weather to turm me pink let alone black :redface: it was warm for a few days a little while ago but it didn't last and now it's gone cool and rainy again :frown1:

 

[hockeyguy741]

Is it true you live next door to Tardis

 

[rbkwp]

Thank you for the greetings Cotd
I am Very well thank you

I am housekeeping my sis,s place for 10 days
so i have come from a pretty nonexistent dial up .. to full on BB etc
Can you tell me please
With Broadband on 24/7 (USA speak-i know) would all the prying / spying eyes and ears of the world have full on access to what i am doing in this house??
(long winded i know--but wtf. ha--for 4 months i promised to be concise like Hockey...but i have f,d it up already?? ha)
enz

 

[Catchoftheday]

Is it true you live next door to Tardis

Well I used to live next to Mr Tardis but I had to move out because Mr Tardis was making too much noise in his house

 

[Catchoftheday]

Thank you for the greetings Cotd
I am Very well thank you:smile:

I am housekeeping my sis,s place for 10 days
so i have come from a pretty nonexistent dial up .. to full on BB etc
Can you tell me please
With Broadband on 24/7 (USA speak-i know) would all the prying / spying eyes and ears of the world have full on access to what i am doing in this house??
(long winded i know--but wtf. ha--for 4 months i promised to be concise like Hockey...but i have f,d it up already?? ha)
enz

Well I think it depends on what you intend doing at your sis's place, are you going to be up to something which you think we might be interested in, if so please let us know where we can have a look :biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

How many children do you have?
Is it true you are the biological father of Prince Harry?
I see he favors pink as you do. :wink:

 

[rbkwp]

but but .. if i downloaded HEAPS of GBs of Porn...(just say i was doing that?-dont tell anyone i brought a 640gb external hd for some reason-haha )
to take back to the Island to view
Q- Can the owners of the house magically check up something and see EXACTLY what i have downloaded? ha
enz
i am awake at 3 am nz cos some infernal beeping thing started playing Jack Johnson LOUDLY
never have such probs ... in the bush'

 

[Catchoftheday]

How many children do you have?
I don't have any children, anybody who tell you otherwise is lying and I've never even met her.

Is it true you are the biological father of Prince Harry?
I see he favors pink as you do. :wink:

Well he is quite good looking isn't he and.. I've never met his Mum and don't know who she is and it's supposed to be a secret, they said they would want ALL the money back if anyone found out :frown1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

but but .. if i downloaded HEAPS of GBs of Porn...(just say i was doing that?-dont tell anyone i brought a 640gb external hd for some reason-haha )
to take back to the Island to view
Q- Can the owners of the house magically check up something and see EXACTLY what i have downloaded? ha
enz
i am awake at 3 am nz cos some infernal beeping thing started playing Jack Johnson LOUDLY
never have such probs ... in the bush'

If you were downloading lots of porn from the internet I think it would take a lot to make up 640Gb so a hard drive of that size would come in useful.

I'm not sure if the owners will be able to tell what you have been downloading but I don't suppose it will matter since you are clearly not doing that and even if you were doing that I doubt if there are any cameras in the house spying on you and even if they did notice notice the stuff on the computer they would only probably watch it themselves :redface:

 

[rbkwp]

THANKs CotD
You have put my brain to rest.. i will continue to watch Mickey Mouse
(yep he is still popular NZ)
NOW .. can you change my lpsg posts: .. to about 995 so i can qualify to see Penis in the LARGER font please.
or has that magical 1000 long deal gone now?
I seem to recall the GOLD memberships came out after the China Olympics...Golds
I only have a few weeks to get there.
enz

 

[Catchoftheday]

THANKs CotD
You have put my brain to rest.. i will continue to watch Mickey Mouse
(yep he is still popular NZ)
NOW .. can you change my lpsg posts: .. to about 995 so i can qualify to see Penis in the LARGER font please.
or has that magical 1000 long deal gone now?
I seem to recall the GOLD memberships came out after the China Olympics...Golds
I only have a few weeks to get there.
enz

Well Mr enz I would give you a few of my posts but I don't think Mr Superman will let me do this, which is a bit of a shame because I've got quite a lot which I'm not doing anything with

Yes you still get the gold thing for having 1000 posts and you haven't got too far to go now :biggrin1:

 

[rbkwp]

OK CotD - THANKs
I will try my best to develop something that can convert your excess Pink Post figurines into ... uhhmmm ... Gold=$
The least i can do for you in your solving of all my current lifes problems
enz
--kia ora .. and / or dont hold yr breath while yr awaiting' ... yr better off to slit yr th...t
pps I KNEW i would come over to this mainland from my non stressful environment....and pick up some fckn lurgy...4/5 days here and i have some type of snotty swinish thing .. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

 

[Catchoftheday]

OK CotD - THANKs
I will try my best to develop something that can convert your excess Pink Post figurines into ... uhhmmm ... Gold=$
The least i can do for you in your solving of all my current lifes problems
enz
--kia ora .. and / or dont hold yr breath while yr awaiting' ... yr better off to slit yr th...t
pps I KNEW i would come over to this mainland from my non stressful environment....and pick up some fckn lurgy...4/5 days here and i have some type of snotty swinish thing .. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

That's sad Mr enz I hope you haven't picked up a bug from the internet , hope you are feeling better real soon :hug:

 

[Northland]

If two cars were carrying 8 passengers, how many passengers would be in the two cars?



When people say the sky is blue, what color are they saying the sky is?



If you ate an apple and then a pear, which would you consume first and which would be eaten second?

Okay, now a hard one-if a bottle of water was placed in a pond would it float?

 

[hockeyguy741]

can camels swim