Ask a dumb englishman something easy

[Catchoftheday]

hey catch, is it snowing where you are in england?

Hello CondomFairy, no it isn't snowing here in England today, it has been a little bit sunny and a little bit rainy today, at the moment it is dark out of the window but I don't think it is snowing.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Is that the Royal Society for the Protection of Computer Animals?

Do many other people in England like the color pink as much as you do?

Hello Mr Calboner, yes the nice computer animals need somebody to look after them.

I don't think think that too many people in England like the colour pink as much, clearly there aren't too many pink houses in England which is a bit of a shame really and when I am walking along the road I haven't seen too many people driving along in pnk motor cars either which is a bit shame which makes me feel a bit sad sometimes.

So it is mostly just me :frown1:

 

[Calboner]

I don't think think that too many people in England like the colour pink as much, clearly there aren't too many pink houses in England which is a bit of a shame really and when I am walking along the road I haven't seen too many people driving along in pnk motor cars either which is a bit shame which makes me feel a bit sad sometimes.

So it is mostly just me :frown1:

I am very sorry to hear that, Mr. Englishman. I hope that the pictures on these Web pages cheer you up a bit:

Top 10 PINK Cars!

Pink House

And here is a picture of a famous pink animal in my home town, Seattle:

Pink Elephant Car Wash

:tongue:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Here's another imagined car for you, Lord Catch

FAB 1. Lady Penelope's Pink Rolls Royce - CorelDRAW.com

 

[hockeyguy741]

Knowing your love of the color pink are any of the rooms in your house painted pink...and have you ever considered painting the outside of your house pink?

 

[Catchoftheday]

I am very sorry to hear that, Mr. Englishman. I hope that the pictures on these Web pages cheer you up a bit:

Top 10 PINK Cars!

Pink House

And here is a picture of a famous pink animal in my home town, Seattle:

Pink Elephant Car Wash

:tongue:

Here's another imagined car for you, Lord Catch

FAB 1. Lady Penelope's Pink Rolls Royce - CorelDRAW.com

Knowing your love of the color pink are any of the rooms in your house painted pink...and have you ever considered painting the outside of your house pink?

Hello everybodies, thank you for the pretty pink cars and stuff :smile:

I don't have any of my walls painted pink, this is mainly because people wont be able to see me very well and I might have trouble finding my stuff.

I did think about painting the outside of my house but I did think that the people from the council might not like it :redface:

 

[Drifterwood]

How do you know if you are asleep?

 

[hockeyguy741]

How can we tell for certain that all of this is not just a dream or a product of our over active imaginations?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Why?

Or if not, why not?

 

[Catchoftheday]

How do you know if you are asleep?

Hello Mr Drifterwood, I'm not asleep, I know that it has taken me a little bit of time to answer your question but I am awake:redface:.

When I go to sleep the little people that live in my head come out to play and spend a lot of time running around and stuff sometimes I can see the but mostlty they are hiding and stuff.

Sometime when I have been drinking lots of beer the little people in my head have to put boots on to keep their feet dry and I wake up in the morning I have a headache where they have been running around with boots on.

You can tell when someone is asleep because of the zzzzzzz :sleeping1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

How can we tell for certain that all of this is not just a dream or a product of our over active imaginations?

Hello Mr Hockeyguy, the only certain thing is that you can't be certain of anything, although I'm not certain if this is right because the only thing you can be certain about is that one can't be certain about anytrhing hang on I think I've done that bit before although I can't be certain because the only thing I can be certain of is that I can't be certain about anything, I think I'm getting a headache coming on although I'm not certain because I'm not sure where my head is at the moment.

I don't think that you can have an over active imagination, I should imagine that would be quite difficult I can't imagine how active one would have to imagine before you got over active, I imagine that it would take a lot of imagining and it could get quite messy...probably unimagabally messy.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Why?


Or if not, why not?

Hello Mr Hungprepjock, yes, why that is what the word is and a very nice word it is too it sounds just like a letter when it is a whole word really which is nice well it's not really nice cos that's got different letters in it and stuff.

No Mr Hungprepjock not not, not is not a very nice word, it is not as nice as why, I'm not sure if I can tell you why or not but it is not as nice. Maybe not is as nice as nice but it is not as nice as why and why not? nice is nice and isn't as nice as why too or why how.

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Thanking Your Lordship very much for the pellucid explanation of the whys and why nots. At last, I understand the difference.

Now, wot about the Workers?

 

[Northland]

If you go to the southern hemisphere do you talk upside down?

Is pineapple upside down cake, right side up in Antarctica?

How does a wristwatch learn to tell time?


Do men and women in England and other Spanish colonies wear mufflers or are they fonder of scarves?


Why do you think they never tore down Stonehenge?


Are there a lot of stoners at Stonehenge?


Is it really true that a Rolling Stone gathers no moss? Is this why Mick Jagger isn't with Kate Moss?


Have you ever been to and sat upon Hadrian's Wall?


If you were a piece of chewing gum what flavor would you be?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Thanking Your Lordship very much for the pellucid explanation of the whys and why nots. At last, I understand the difference.

Now, wot about the Workers?

Hello Mr hungprepjock, I have been looking for the workers for you and I have looked in quite a few places but I can't seem to find any, I think either it has been lunch break for the last couple of days or maybe we don't have any workers in England any more I will continue the quest to find some.

I think we must have some workers because somebody's making the nice stuff and I don't think it can be the foreign people making it because I'm not sure that foreign people can make nice stuff

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr Norhland, thank you for your nice questions

If you go to the southern hemisphere do you talk upside down?

I don't think I know where the southern hemisphere is..I don't think I have ever been there. I know that the foreign parts of the world sometimes talk a bit funny I don't think that it is upside down but maybe some of the letters are upside down which makes different words and that is maybe why they get a bit confused and say the words a bit wrong

Is pineapple upside down cake, right side up in Antarctica?

I don't tthink they are allowed to have pineapples in the cold parts of the world so they can't have pineapple upside down cake, the reason they are not allowed pineapples is because it makes a nice smell and this attracts the penguins and the polar bears because the people don't want to be followed by penguins and polar bears they have to have other stuff like maybe cherries or apples which don't smell much

How does a wristwatch learn to tell time?

A watch has to go to school to tell the time

Do men and women in England and other Spanish colonies wear mufflers or are they fonder of scarves?


Why do you think they never tore down Stonehenge?


Are there a lot of stoners at Stonehenge?


Is it really true that a Rolling Stone gathers no moss? Is this why Mick Jagger isn't with Kate Moss?


Have you ever been to and sat upon Hadrian's Wall?


If you were a piece of chewing gum what flavor would you be?

 

[Calboner]

I don't think I know where the southern hemisphere is..I don't think I have ever been there

I think it's the part of your body that you sit on.

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

Come off it, the last Englishman left these shores over 20 years ago

 

[mastersergeant]

Earl Grey or Orange Pekoe?

 

[chicagosam]

Which "Ask a [fill in the blank]" thread(s) would you permanently delete?