Ask a dumb englishman something easy

[D_Relentless Original]

Thank you Mr Catch. I love these posts, you are so knowledgeable, many thanks.

 

[rbkwp]

Hi CotD

Thanks for the kind thoughts re our 1-1 biz
I feel we are imitating the Uk/USA, a little, plus ALL others who insist on Drawing
- shhhhh i won 20$ off a minor bet i had .. a,pittance but..the thought was there'
Do you agree/disagree with them Vulva Horn things, and the constant din?
I admit i am used to it now, sort of like pressured to accept it, or turn the sound off
I never really thought i would come from the bush to have such as bee,s a buzzing in my lounge for a MONTH
ahh well never mind i must NOT upset the populace ala lpsg
enz
- did i ask a Question???.. well that can be my Q' ha

 

[Catchoftheday]

CotD

CALLAN (and Lonely) .. lwas one of the better' UK TV Programes
in its day...
loved everything about Edward Woodward right to his death.
Q.. Now is that a Question/Statement or a what, ya never know with me cause i never know either? ha
enz
Now to get on a Piss binge and wait for us to lose ALL our games.?

Hello Mr enz, yes Callan was a nice programme in the olden days and I used to like watching of course I was only little at the time but I used to enjoy watching.

Also Mr Woodward did some other good stuff, he looked quite hot in this scary film :redface:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEOQqnHMSMc

Your team didn't lose all the games in the world cup, maybe they will win the next one :wink:

 

[Catchoftheday]

Thank you for posting pictures of the paddling pools, Mr. Englishman, that was most generous of you. I must say honestly though, the pictures fall somewhat short of the images I had in my own mind. Yes I know paddling in the sea is much better than paddling pools but I couldn't find any pictures of paddling in the sea without little people and I don't think Mr Superman likes having pictures of little people on his websiteAlso, the Englishpeoples in the paddling pools, for better or worse, look strikingly similar to American peoples. Yes that's why they have the flag so you can tell they are English Looking at the first picture, I noticed a sign referring to the "paddling pool safety officer". I am wondering how one becomes a paddling pool safety officer, and whether it requires any special schooling or certification and such. What exactly are the duties of a paddling pool safety officer, and how much are they paid for their services?
Yes I think you need to do lot's of exams and stuff and be really clever to be an safety officer, the duties vary from pool to pool but mostly they are making sure people don't fall over and drown and also stopping people from biting the pool and making it pop and too make sure there isn't too much water in the pool and maybe to stop people weeing in the pool
That is most interesting, Mr. Englishman. Do the angels dance closer together if they drop Extacy (or Angel Dust)? Also, are the health and safety angels anything like the paddling pool safety officers?

I think angels are too magic to drop stuff so I don't think that happens, I think paddling pool safety officers might be health and safety angel when they get too old for stopping people weeing in the pool, yes

 

[HiddenLacey]

Easiest question ever...

Is your favorite color pink?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Thank you Mr Catch. I love these posts, you are so knowledgeable, many thanks.

Hello Mr Tardis, it's not a problem I hope you get lots of nice spuds

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hi CotD

Thanks for the kind thoughts re our 1-1 biz
I feel we are imitating the Uk/USA, a little, plus ALL others who insist on Drawing
- shhhhh i won 20$ off a minor bet i had .. a,pittance but..the thought was there'
Do you agree/disagree with them Vulva Horn things, and the constant din?
I admit i am used to it now, sort of like pressured to accept it, or turn the sound off
I never really thought i would come from the bush to have such as bee,s a buzzing in my lounge for a MONTH
ahh well never mind i must NOT upset the populace ala lpsg
enz
- did i ask a Question???.. well that can be my Q' ha

Hello Mr enz, its nice to hear that you have won a little bit of money on the football. Yes I do believe you did ask me a question about the horns and stuff I think the horns are quite nice they stop you from falling asleep when the football gets a bit rubbisy also it sometimes drowns out the rubbish the people are talking when the people are playing which is nice

 

[_Edu]

What does "WTF" stands for?

 

[deleted3782]

How many recipes include treacle?

 

[_Edu]

What The Fuck?

Shh!! Let the englishman answer it :wink:

 

[deleted3782]

Shh!! Let the englishman answer it :wink:

Meh, I changed to my own real Brit-question...

 

[Catchoftheday]

Easiest question ever...

Is your favorite color pink?

Hello Ms Submissivegirl, yes I think pink is my favourite colour :smile:

 

[Catchoftheday]

What does "WTF" stands for?

I think WTF is a teacher and although he don't stand for any messing about in his class and he don't stand for any bullying too and I don't think he stands people not doing thier homework on time. I think he sometimes stand when there isn't any seats left on the train when he goes home.

I think WTF can be foumd on the Wallace and Gromit website, I think it's the Wrong Trousers Forum

 

[rbkwp]

Hello Mr enz, yes Callan was a nice programme in the olden days and I used to like watching of course I was only little at the time but I used to enjoy watching

CotD
Now you stop putting things into my head, i assume (and according tomany) that ALL persons (excluding me of course) are of MAMMOTH proportions on this site .. therefore i am quite confused re your mention of ever being 'little'
NOW
i am starting to doubt you are ENGLISH..or a Man
(that Pink .. in the olden days .. was a dead giveaway??)
Just want to caution you as the ever vigilant lpsg Policemen/ladies...MAY come down on you .. and your thread
oooops i have not asked you a dumb question..or..dumb englishman ..or
Well are you an Englishman?
How do you KNOW?
WHY are you fellas (if you are) stirring shit re my friend Barack, and YOUR BP thingy?
enz

 

[Calboner]

I think WTF can be foumd on the Wallace and Gromit website, I think it's the Wrong Trousers Forum

"They're the wrong trousers, Gromit! And they've gone wrong!"

 

[rbkwp]

CotD

COLD'
get yr pink ass over here and warm me up.
did not help re the slack ass performance of England this am Catch
(sad to say)

Do you think Soccer players like Rugby players and especially Cricket Players
(well any sports persons)
EXHAUST and BURN themselves out, before these Major events claim the balance of there reserves?
(Some say its the Professionalism of Sport..i dont know re that?)
of them all, Cricket players perhaps can pace them selves a bit more huh?
enz

 

[Catchoftheday]

How many recipes include treacle?

Hello Mr exwhyzee, I don't do much cooking because I have a cook who does all my cooking for me because I'm too busy answering all your questions for you.

I think there is a lot of recipes that have treacle in them, I think maybe treacle tart has treacle in it also I think that treacle pudding has some treacle in it there are lots of other ones most of which are puddings and stuff

Gingerbread men is one of the nice ones :wink:

http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/cuisine/european/english/gingerbread-men.html

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr enz

CotD
NOW
i am starting to doubt you are ENGLISH..or a Man
(that Pink .. in the olden days .. was a dead giveaway??)
Just want to caution you as the ever vigilant lpsg Policemen/ladies...MAY come down on you .. and your thread
:redface:
oooops i have not asked you a dumb question..or..dumb englishman ..or
Well are you an Englishman?
How do you KNOW?
WHY are you fellas (if you are) stirring shit re my friend Barack, and YOUR BP thingy?
enz

My mum told me that I was an Englisman when she was alive, everbody knows that mummies know everything so this must be right :smile:

Mr enz it is NOT my BP thingy in the olden days when it was called British Petroleum it was quite good but then that lady was made into the Prime Minister and she had a boot sale thingy and sold all our stuff to her friends and now the foreign people have got it :frown1:

 

[pleasureboy]

Hey dumb Englishman...

Any word on when the new Torchwood will come out?

 

[Catchoftheday]

CotD

COLD'
get yr pink ass over here and warm me up.
did not help re the slack ass performance of England this am Catch
(sad to say) England are clearly saving themselves for the final, it's not a good idea to play your best games in the first part of a competition like this one

Do you think Soccer players like Rugby players and especially Cricket Players
(well any sports persons)
EXHAUST and BURN themselves out, before these Major events claim the balance of there reserves?
(Some say its the Professionalism of Sport..i dont know re that?)
of them all, Cricket players perhaps can pace them selves a bit more huh?
enz

Well they can't be good all the time and like what I said before Enland is saving themselves for the final so that we can win - sometimes some of the other players will play good in some of the other games and will not be able to play good in the finals and stuff

Most people who play games do it for money and play best when they can make most money I don't think they can make too much money at the world cup so it is not so good