Ask a fat white straight(ish) British woman anything

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  1. Rubenesque

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    Why the hell not... everyone else is doing it!
     
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    Umm... Do you like horror movies?
     
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    what is your favourite variety of tea?
     
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    I do like horror films, but have this weird "thing" about having to have my feet covered while I watch them. I somehow feel safer if my feet aren't exposed.. because as we all know, you can't be murdered by a maniac if you've got your feet covered. I know... I'm odd!
     
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    I like good old fashioned builders tea. Strong and white with no sugar. I particularly like PG Tips. I can't be doing with Earl Grey or anything fancy like that!
     
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    Do you like big dogs or small dogs? Or no dogs at all?
     
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    I like medium sized dogs. I don't like horrible little yappy things and the really big ones are just too unmanageable
     
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    I'm very well, thank you very much :smile:
     
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    Agreed. Those little ones aren't really dogs. There's a size threshold to the term dog. lol

    Is the weather any good?
     
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    Well I can hardly type my fingers are so numb!
     
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    Time for a nice hot cup of char.

    Do you sometimes feel that you spend just a little too much time here?
     
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    Hello British Lady, what sort of biscuit would you like to dunk in your tea?
     
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    No chance of a decent hand job then?
     
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    No, but I often think I don't spend enough time here!
     
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    None!! I hate dunking biccies in tea or coffee... and I hate it when other people do. The whole soggy biscuit thing sets my teeth on edge - gross!!

    But I do love a dark chocolate digestive to eat while I'm drinking my tea :smile:
     
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    I might be a bit lack lustre at first but once your body heat has transferred it'd be mind blowing
     
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    These might help. In fact, I bet they'd feel awesome.
    Angora-mittens

    Would you kick me out of bed if I dipped my biscuit in your tea?
     
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    Rugby players or football players? Purely for your sexual gratification.
     
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    What do your teeth look like?

    And do you blame the National Health?
     
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