Ask a fat white straight(ish) British woman anything

[80deezel]

Whats for dinner?

 

[hockeyguy741]

do you like fish and chips?

 

[ZOS23xy]

What's the deal with Kenneth Williams. He died a virgin, but he said he was gay....?

 

[Principessa]

How come all the British women on BBC America have stunningly gorgeous, natural boobage and great hair? Is it something in the water? Do you farm out the thin haired, flat chested girls to France at an early age? :tongue:

 

[Rubenesque]

Would you kick me out of bed if I dipped my biscuit in your tea?

I most certainly would!!! lol

 

[Rubenesque]

Rugby players or football players? Purely for your sexual gratification.

Oh 100% Rugby players... all those chunky thighs... lovely!!

 

[Rubenesque]

What do your teeth look like?

And do you blame the National Health?

Hark at your already assuming my teeth are bad!!

My teeth are fine, thanks to a very good NHS dentist!

 

[Rubenesque]

Whats for dinner?

Home-made chicken soup, we had roast chicken yesterday and I hate waste so we always have soup the next day. With lovely crusty granary rolls.

 

[Rubenesque]

do you like fish and chips?

Do bears shit in the woods?

 

[Rubenesque]

What's the deal with Kenneth Williams. He died a virgin, but he said he was gay....?

I haven't the faintest idea, I just never "got" him. I always thought he was the sort who would be using his fame to pull younger men 24/7!

 

[Rubenesque]

How come all the British women on BBC America have stunningly gorgeous, natural boobage and great hair? Is it something in the water? Do you farm out the thin haired, flat chested girls to France at an early age? :tongue:

I always look at these women on telly and have deepest envy for their lovely thick hair, mine is thin and fine and crap!! I do think most British women are predisposed to be buxom though... not sure why that is or where we get it from, but I'm glad to have benefited from it! haha

 

[liberia]

What does my wife (or any woman) mean when she says I don`t respect her?

 

[Rubenesque]

What does my wife (or any woman) mean when she says I don`t respect her?

Depends on the context...

But usually it just means that she perceives something you do to be disrespectful of her opinions or emotions, or that you don't respect the sanctity of your relationship, or that you're sexist.

You'd really have to ask her. Personally I can't stand women who skirt around issues, we all know men are f'kin clueless when it comes to these matters, so better to just say EXACTLY what's on your mind, men don't get hints or subtlety!

 

[Drifterwood]

Why does my crotch look completely insane in M & S trousers?

And should I therefore wear them?

 

[Rubenesque]

Insane how? Perhaps M & S trousers are like M & S pants and don't offer any support. You should contact Jeremy Paxman and see if he's emailed them about this issue too!!

Carry on wearing them... gives us nosy peeps something to look at when we're out shopping.

 

[Drifterwood]

Insane how?

You want pics? :tongue:

 

[Rubenesque]

You want pics? :tongue:

Of course!

 

[Yorkie]

Do you slightly regret not going on the plinth?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

What are some of your favourite British films?

Or bands? Or books? Your choice, ma'am.

Cheers!

 

[D_Rawkesbye Deadheade]

Are we going to make it through this financial crisis? I swear my workload doubled since it started last year. This is utterly depressing.