Ask a Gay Jewish Refrigerator Repairman a Question!

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  1. Quite Irate

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    Go on, ask.
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    Whats It Like Being A Gay Fridge Repariman, Irate?
     
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    where is the best place to store my vibrating menorah during the off-season?
     
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    How do you keep Matzoh Ball soup fresh and not have that refrigerator taste? Should I freeze it? Or by freezing it, will it make it not Kosher?
     
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    Quit stealing my thread ideas, QI.
     
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    Is it Kosher to put Manischewitz grape wine in Lemon Jell-O for making Jell-O shots for my Jewish friends?
     
  7. Northland

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    Is it true that a well cooked noodle kugel is better than sex with a Rabbi?
     
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    I'm very attracted to Jewish men, but have a fetish for foreskins!

    I have only had sex with one uncut Jewish man, Isreali... he was on vacation here... :(

    Is there an online group or club for uncut, gay Jewish men?

    Onan

    (Yes, I know your thread was probably only started to be facetious... but, I'm serious! :biggrin1:)
     
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    Yes.

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    I think they are called Jews for Jesus. :tongue:

    Depends on the rabbi. I should warn you my kugel is awesome.


    Don't Freeze Matzo Balls! They take on a weird texture and fall apart when thawed out.

     
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