Ask a German anything

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  1. Snakebyte

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    Just some info:
    We don't wear lederhosen and don't eat kraut all the time. :biggrin1:
     
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    I met 2 German boys (20 and 22), they were cool and hot, unfortunately I didn't have the chance to ask them about their penis size.

    So, What is your penis size? Are Germans generally big?
     
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    Next, you'll be asking us to believe that you don't all wear helmets with spikes on top.

    Oh, wait: you wanted questions. Um . . . what do you wear on your head if not a spiked helmet?
     
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    *ah hm.... you should be more specific in which "head" your referring to here, no?


    Do all Germans have deep voices and sexy accents like the ones in my head do?
     
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    Anything
     
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    this is a load of old picklehauber!
     
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    You might know our most famous pornstar White Poney. That's the average penis size in Germany. (I guess in average german men are average)

    You still have locked them up in your basement. Did you forget about that?
    (They just vanished like everbody who is casted in a german show I guess.)


    Damn, you just revealed the reason why there are no headshots in my gallery. I DO wear a spiked helmet all day long.

    Nah, there are also guys with pretty feminine voices (not me :tongue:). About the accents I can't tell. All I can say that the GI's in Rammstein didn't believe I was no born American. So I guess no accent for me. In case they didn't make fun of me. ^^

    I also like you smarty :biggrin1:

    Not yet. But I have to say I'm amused. But I wouldn't speak German outside of Germany anyway.
     
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    When are you going to visit me?
     
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    Do you know any other fun ways of annoying Austrians? :rolleyes:
     
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    As soon as possible of course!

    I said I don't speak German outside of Germany. So where's the problem? :biggrin1:
     
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    My question:
    Where did Marilyn's Boys Go ??
    All the members were gay .. the legendary boy band.

    Marilyn's Boys : The Gay Boy Band
    1gaymovie:Marylin's Boys : The Gay Boy Band

    Cheers :)

    Your answer is :
    You still have locked them up in your basement. Did you forget about that?
    (They just vanished like everbody who is casted in a german show I guess.)

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    Vielen Dank, ich hoffe, Sie finden LPSG Freund !
     
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    Are you guys heading into France again anytime soon?
     
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    Is the Frankfurter named after the city?
     
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    I (L) Germany .. thought abt sharing that lol
     
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    HURRY UP! lol :cool:
     
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    Hope not. Though the landscape is beautiful. So maybe we will? Time will tell. I'll give a statement prior to the invasion. I swear.

    Yes. It has its origin in "Frankfurt am Main" in the 13th century.

    Can't be the weather :p


    Despite this being no question I'll give you an answer: Yes.
     
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    Are your hills really alive with the sound of music?
     
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    Isn't that Austria?

    I had the same problem with Falco.
     
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