Warsteiner is the 'Queen of Beers!' It says so, right on the label. So, in a way, that's like it's 'married' to the 'King,' (St Louis) Budweiser. I don't know whether they're both owned by InBev, the Belgian beer giant that makes Stella Artois and bought Anheuser-Busch last summer, or how that's going to affect the delicate balance of international suds relations or geopolitics, but I see all nontraditional unions as yet another step towards gay marriage, so if it's in the cards, I wish Their Royal Highnesses and Stella a Very Happy Threeway! Putting the Bi in Bier!
Beer will make you Gay, you know? I read that somewhere; I think it's got something to do with female prohormones, but how they got in beer, I haven't the foggiest. Maybe it's due to the residue of all the birth control pills in the drinking water heutzutage. Think of it, someday we could all be drinking Schwulweiser or Schwulsteiner, the Gay Queens of Bier!
Another reason, perhaps (besides its excellent taste), to drink Ringnes from Norway since it's made with water from melted glaciers. While they last.
It kind of reminds me of one of the funniest films ever made, Stanley Kubrick's Dr Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. You'll remember, Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) has a brainstorm during sex that his post-coital fatigue is caused by a 'Commonist conspiracy' to 'sap and impurify' Americans' 'precious bodily fluids,' by putting fluoride in the drinking water. Much hilarity ensues.
So, Harley, what German film compares with that one? Wir Wunderkinder? The Bitter Tears of Petra Van Kant? Alice in the Cities? The overhyped one with Peter Falk as an angel? Can you name even one?
