Ask a German anything

[Snakebyte]

have you had your beer today? :smile:

only white russian
I don't drink beer

Do your gloves have thumbs?

Yes, most of em do

What's your favorite four legged meat?

oink oink

 

[KingDingelingThe2n]

Quite funny here. Like we are from the moon or somewhere close to it. I guess i still have to do my daily schuhplattler... ;-)

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr German, do you think that England should be in Europe?

 

[earllogjam]

Did Nena ever have a hit after 99 Luft Balloons?

Why are a lot of Germans overly anal renentive?

 

[Drifterwood]

If you could have any German car, which one would it be?

Have you ever crossed the road when the man was on red?

Do you remember when Wales beat Germany? :tongue: (Match Report - Wales 1 - 0 Germany - Football Association of Wales)

Why can't the English take penalties?

Do you think that the world will ever forgive you for the Scorpions?

Germany or Deutschland?

 

[Snakebyte]

Hello Mr German, do you think that England should be in Europe?

I don't understand. England is in Europe as far as I know. Do you want your own continent? :biggrin1:

Did Nena ever have a hit after 99 Luft Balloons?

Why are a lot of Germans overly anal renentive?

No she didn't have another real hit. That's ok with me because I think she sucks and has absolutely no talent and no good voice.

About anal.. well I'm not gay... so I don't know.

If you could have any German car, which one would it be?

Have you ever crossed the road when the man was on red?

Do you remember when Wales beat Germany? :tongue: (Match Report - Wales 1 - 0 Germany - Football Association of Wales)

Why can't the English take penalties?

Do you think that the world will ever forgive you for the Scorpions?

Germany or Deutschland?

VW Golf without even thinking about it a second.

When there are no cars in sight I always cross the road, no matter if red or green.

Do you remember the 1:0 for Wales back at 1991 in Cardiff? The only two wins until today.

Well, since you seem to be from Wales, I guess I have to say how stupid the English are? The Welsh don't like the English that much, right? :biggrin1:

What's wrong with the Scorpions? Actually their drummer Herman Rarebell is from the same village as I am.

Oh, btw. Why is your avatar a screenshot of Sirpa Lane in the movie La Bête? Are you are werewolf?

 

[Northland]

If there were two ships and one was going east and was sailing west when the sun slowed would there be a way to board the other ship?

 

[molotovmuffin]

What do you taste like?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr German, what do you like to eat for lunch on a Wednesday?

 

[Snakebyte]

If there were two ships and one was going east and was sailing west when the sun slowed would there be a way to board the other ship?

not enough information to solve this problem

What do you taste like?

chicken, like every reptile

Hello Mr German, what do you like to eat for lunch on a Wednesday?

whatever the canteen offers

 

[molotovmuffin]

chicken, like every reptile

I bet you had to clean of your comp screen before you answered that....

 

[Snakebyte]

ambiguous

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr German, what do you think of Euros?

 

[Alexanddan]

Was ist deine leiblingsessen?

I failed German @ school lol.

 

[molotovmuffin]

ambiguous

:shhh:

 

[Snakebyte]

Hello Mr German, what do you think of Euros?

The Euro sucks and wasn't good for our economy. And I think it will get worse. Prices almost doubled in 2-3 years but the salaries didn't.

Was ist deine leiblingsessen?

Italian food. Definetely.
And don't worry, German is pretty hard to learn.

 

[Drifterwood]

How many towels do you take with you on holiday?

 

[Calboner]

How many towels do you take with you on holiday?

And how many do you bring home?

 

[Snakebyte]

Holiday? I barely can remember my last one. So enlighten me. What's holiday?

 

[1kmb1]

do you guys play ww2 video games?