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My toaster has 8 settings. On anything above 4-5 it burns bread into a black smoking lump, why the extra modes?
 

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My toaster has 8 settings. On anything above 4-5 it burns bread into a black smoking lump, why the extra modes?
Well, I'm glad you asked, because there's an explanation for everything. When you drink too much the night before, you need extra carbon to soak up the impurities in your system. Toasters are designed to char toast so that you can get an easily accessible hangover cure. It's nothing more sinister than that.

I think Dr. Science already answered this one, though.
 

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Cheap Gin? CHEAP GIN?

I'll have you know, I only drink the finest in in ghetto wine. It's all about the Wild Irish Rose, Baby!

/if I can't get that, it's the Nighttrain for me.
 

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Brrrrr....I just threw up in my mouth...


Ahh, it's not so bad if you put it in the freezer for a half hour before you drink it. Then, hold your nose, and Chugalug til ya holler Hidey Ho!

/srsly, I prefer good red wines like Pinot Noir, Tempranillo, and Merlot. For Hard Stuff, Bourbon is nice. Dark Beer is Delicious.
 
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