Ask a redhead anything!

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_Mademoiselle Rouge, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    This kind of 2nd class citizen treatment is making this redheaded stepchild feel pretty fucking left out!
     
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    Is it true that ginger minge smells more?
     
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    Why do you call yourself a redhead when you clearly have a nice whitehead, do you think that people with brown hair should call themselves brownheads?
     
  4. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    It smells of strawberries and cherry blossom.
     
  5. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Thats a damn good question. I'll ask the wizard and get back to you!
     
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    I'm in love with a blackhead :eek:
     
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    Do you hang out with other redheads? Im trying to think if my head would explode seeing 4 or 5 beautiful redheads all together.
     
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    If I paid you a visit, would you give me the red-carpet treatment? :naughty:

    Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
     
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    Best one I've heard/seen in a while . Very good ! :biggrin1:
     
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    Dear redhead, why are there so few of you?
     
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    freckles? yes or no.
     
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    I have a question, when am I gonna get to unleash my pent up sexual energy on you?:biggrin1:
     
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    Another "ask a ______" thread? :rolleyes:

    Did people tease you when you were little? Call you Pippi Longstocking or anything like that?


    I'll have you know she is a happily married woman!
     
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    No i dont have freckles and my eyes are brown. Im a paradox! And why we account for only 2% of the population is beyond me!

    Calboner, you can definitely take a stroll on the red carpet!
     
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    I think the red hair gene comes from the Scythians (but I don't know - I'll go look it up) and is still quite common in my country. To the Celts, red hair is very special and very very sexy.
     
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    when's my turn?! :]

    (and d'ya recognize me?)
     
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    Does that mean you love a person with a black head or a person with black hair or that you have a thing about spots?
     
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    Do you like to eat at Wendy's?
     
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    She's not called Wendy.
     
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