Ask a Silly Question

[jakeatolla]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Safeway and standing
inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I

probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her
that
it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so

I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting

in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

 

[DC_DEEP]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Safeway and standing
inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I

probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her
that
it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so

I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting

in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

Hmmm. That was an awfully long story. Good, but long.

If it had been me, and some idiot had asked such a stupid question, I would have said, "No, no dogs. I feed it to granny when she comes to visit. It's cheaper and she never knows the difference."

 

[ganja4me]

"Here's your sign." :biggrin1:

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