Ask a Silly Question

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  1. jakeatolla

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    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Safeway and standing
    inline at the check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I

    probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
    that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
    tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her
    that
    it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
    works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or
    two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so

    I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
    enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
    because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting

    in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
    as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
     
  2. DC_DEEP

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    Hmmm. That was an awfully long story. Good, but long.

    If it had been me, and some idiot had asked such a stupid question, I would have said, "No, no dogs. I feed it to granny when she comes to visit. It's cheaper and she never knows the difference."
     
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    "Here's your sign." :biggrin1:


     
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