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what are the chances of catching a leprechaun in Texas?

and if I do, instead of pot of gold can I ask for an unending supply of Guinness, or a twelve incher?
 

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what are the chances of catching a leprechaun in Texas?

and if I do, instead of pot of gold can I ask for an unending supply of Guinness, or a twelve incher?

well u can have 2 answers one real and not so real ....

1. the chances of finding a leprechaun in texas are 50/50.... yes u can ask him for either of the to and he will wave his magic fighting stick and its done .... he might even give u both

2. there are as much chance as finding one in ireland .. which are 0/0
and the answer to the 1st question answer the 2nd one
 

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How ARE things in Glocca Morra!?!?


How are things in Glocca Morra? id say there alri

Is that little brook still leaping there? yep its leapin better than ever

Does it still run down to Donny cove? ye and it runs through Mrs. Doyle's back garden too

Through Killybegs, Kilkerry and Kildare? Killybegs and Kildare ... the kilkerry one broke as a feature of river depostion

How are things in Glocca Morra? i aleady after tellin ya :mad:

Is that willow tree still weeping there? no it got a bit of a trim so branches are pointing up now

Does that laddie (lassie) with the twinklin' eye
Come whistlin' (smilin') by
And does he (she) walk away,
Sad and dreamy there not to see me there? no she died unfortunaly ... Rip

So I ask each weepin' willow
And each brook along the way,
And each lad (lass) that comes a-whistlin' (a-sighin')
Tooralay
- thats nice of ya ....

How are things in Glocca Morra
This fine day? :mad::mad: fuck u askin that question over n over again

:biggrin1::biggrin1::cool:

does that answer ya question ahahah
 

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What do I do to get a gorgeous Irish girlfriend?

well i got mine thanks to my music
maybe try come over an impress them by writing a song for them bt if your shit at that come over and showoff whatever your good at ...
and if you still got nothing pick a fight with someone that u can kill ... they love a bit of violence