Ask a straight Irish bloke a question?

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    any question u like and ill try n answer it ...
     
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    How do more Irish men avoid the rumored "Irish Curse"? You've seemed to have dodged it quite nicely. ;)
     
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    Will the answer be different if i asked a 'gay' irish bloke?!?!

    Just wondering?
     
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    what are the chances of catching a leprechaun in Texas?

    and if I do, instead of pot of gold can I ask for an unending supply of Guinness, or a twelve incher?
     
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    How ARE things in Glocca Morra!?!?
     
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    it will end in 2012
     
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    because its a total myth ... bout 50/50 id say are under 6" but the other 50% are over ....

    but maybe its also coz im like 6ft 3" ha :rolleyes::cool:
     
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    well half the questions wudbe answer different if it was a gay irish man ... ha
     
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    well u can have 2 answers one real and not so real ....

    1. the chances of finding a leprechaun in texas are 50/50.... yes u can ask him for either of the to and he will wave his magic fighting stick and its done .... he might even give u both

    2. there are as much chance as finding one in ireland .. which are 0/0
    and the answer to the 1st question answer the 2nd one
     
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    How are things in Glocca Morra? id say there alri

    Is that little brook still leaping there? yep its leapin better than ever

    Does it still run down to Donny cove? ye and it runs through Mrs. Doyle's back garden too

    Through Killybegs, Kilkerry and Kildare? Killybegs and Kildare ... the kilkerry one broke as a feature of river depostion

    How are things in Glocca Morra? i aleady after tellin ya :mad:

    Is that willow tree still weeping there? no it got a bit of a trim so branches are pointing up now

    Does that laddie (lassie) with the twinklin' eye
    Come whistlin' (smilin') by
    And does he (she) walk away,
    Sad and dreamy there not to see me there? no she died unfortunaly ... Rip

    So I ask each weepin' willow
    And each brook along the way,
    And each lad (lass) that comes a-whistlin' (a-sighin')
    Tooralay
    - thats nice of ya ....

    How are things in Glocca Morra
    This fine day? :mad::mad: fuck u askin that question over n over again

    :biggrin1::biggrin1::cool:

    does that answer ya question ahahah
     
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    Ireland can win the six nations?
     
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    In the words of Obama ....
    Yes We Can :cool:
     
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    I hope too...
     
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    no more questions for me? i thought lpsg would have lots
     
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    What do I do to get a gorgeous Irish girlfriend?
     
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    well i got mine thanks to my music
    maybe try come over an impress them by writing a song for them bt if your shit at that come over and showoff whatever your good at ...
    and if you still got nothing pick a fight with someone that u can kill ... they love a bit of violence
     
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    What is the most beautiful part of Ireland in your opinion?
     
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