Ask a Straight Jock

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  1. absolutjock

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    I dont pretend to think the fact that I am hetero or athletic actually lends any merit to my opinion on anything, but I thought it would be fun to act as a know-it-all anyhow. Ask me your questions on any subject... I guarantee an answer.
     
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    haha cool we're in the same boat
    wassup? (i dont mean to put ur post off topic)
     
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    What does your 10% mean?
     
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    Hi
    The Jock Phenomena intrigues me

    Can you please name me, in your opinion the 3 main quailites of a 'Jock'

    then i can give you my impression of how i see them, admittedly keep in mind i have never met one, we dont call em such here in NZ
    Thanks
    enz

    be prepared that a next question will be something like
    what are the 3 main things folk hate, re Jocks?
     
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    Okay buddy, I'll bite. How many times have you caught yourself admiring another guy's body, his build or whatever and felt you had to look away because it was 'gay' to look?
     
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    I can't eat milk chocolate.

    What, if anything, tastes anywhere near as good as milk chocolate?
    Please, I need a substitute!
     
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    If you were in a situation where there was a tight hole to fuck...but you didn't know if it was a female or male tight hole.....would you anyway....?
     
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    What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

    What's the straightest thing you've ever done?




    ....:mischievous:
     
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    I appreciate the male form.
     
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    1) fit
    2) athletic
    3) ...and often an asshole
     
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    Ive never had that type of mentality, except i might have looked away as not unnecessarily imply that i am gay to them. Why'll i'll admit i can get slightly turned on by a great body/unit, its more an adoration than a sexual thing.
     
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    Peanut butter. Fact.
     
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    Cheers for that, seemed to have answered all 6 Questions ha

    Tell me please
    can a jock be fit athletic and a relatively puny geeky weedy guy?
    say about 5 foot in height, of slim build and next to no weight on him.?
    More importantly would he be accepted amongst the stereotypical BIG
    Boofy Hunky Jocks'
    Thanks
    enz
     
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    are you a good fucker? :)
    and when you are very horny but have no girls around, only a boy that's hungry for cock, would you let him suck you off? :))
     
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    No. I dont fuck holes, I fuck people.
     
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    haven't had time to follow the season -- whom do I bet on for the Super Bowl?
     
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    I dont accept the premise that anything outside of sexual acts can be denoted as gay or straight.... So i guess the gayest thing i've done was accepting a blowjob from a guy in college for $$. The straightest thing, 2 girls @ once... Twice.
     
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    How do you stay in shape?
     
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    I've got some money. (wink)
     
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    Why do you think so many jocks are assholes? I mean, they dedicate so much of their energy trying to be admired by others and then are such assholes to their admirers...similar to many celebrities. I've always found that to be a curious irony.
     
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