Ask a Straight Jock

[absolutjock]

Ok couple questions I am curious about as far as jock behavior......

1. Some guys are very uncomfortable about being naked or being seen naked (i.e. doing the towel dance trying to change in locker rooms etc) What is your attitude towards locker room nudity?

2. What do you usually wear to bed? What about if you are sharing a room with another guy?

I obviously have no issues with nudity. Growing up playing sports probably had a lot to do with it.... But I also started to garner positive attention for it during high school... To the point where I looked forward to opportunities to strip down in front of others and bare it all.

I typically sleep in boxer briefs. For most of the guys I know, thats the norm. My roommates and I in college had zero apprehension around eachother. We'd bring girls in the room while the other slept (or "slept") in the bed across the room. I cant imagine being timid around another guy... We all have the same stuff, what is the shame in showing it?

 

[absolutjock]

Hey don't forget we have tits and pussy too!

Do jocks focus on snatching intelligent chicks?

Hahaha... I could never forget about tits and pussy.

Yes - the first thing I do when I get to a bar is look for the smartest looking chick in the room.... Based on cup size. The larger the tits, the higher the I.Q., right?

 

[absolutjock]

Do straight jocks jack off while watching porn with their buds?

I did a substantial amount of this in high school with guys from my baseball team. It was less frequent in college (mainly b/c pussy was more readily at hand), but it did happen from time to time. Now... Not so frequent... I dont have roommates, so theres just fewer instances where it happens naturally. I have had a couple evenings at my place though where some buds have stayed late into the evening, skinemax gets turned on, and someones cock comes out (usually the weed smoker among us). Once the ice is broken, its not usually long before most either join in or take off. My friends and I are all really close though (most of us frat brothers, so we saw eachother naked a lot in college already).

I obviously cant speak for every jock in the world, but I'd say most have had similar experiences. With all the supplements athletes take, hormones run high.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Have you seen a dick bigger than yours? If so, what happened? And what did you say/do in response to seeing it?

 

[NEWREBA]

Why are jocks such neanderthals? What I mean is, why are they usually so deficient in terms of intellectual abilities? Why don't jocks realize that many women find smart males to be very sexy and would rather mate with them?

 

[jjsjr]

Firstly, I have to applaud your courage and openness to be this honest....

however, are you normally this honest about your sexual experiences outside of LPSG?

Also, it's a commonly discussed notion that the prostate is "the male G spot," would you think its 'gay' if a straight jock were to enjoy prostate stimulation for a better cum?

 

[absolutjock]

Have you seen a dick bigger than yours? If so, what happened? And what did you say/do in response to seeing it?

Well, theres tons of cocks on lpsg bigger than mine, but i dont think thats what youre asking.

Ive seen far more penises flacid than hard... And im more a shower than grower... So, ive honestly never "seen" a dick bigger than mine, while its entirely possible that ive stood next to one without knowing it.

 

[absolutjock]

Why are jocks such neanderthals? What I mean is, why are they usually so deficient in terms of intellectual abilities? Why don't jocks realize that many women find smart males to be very sexy and would rather mate with them?

Stereotype much?

Im happy to report that i was a member of one of the "jock-iest" fraternaties @ USC and we regularly had one of the highest combined GPAs in the system.

Nonetheless, while youre waiting for "miss right" to decide she's ready to settle down and "mate," my buddies and I will be running a train on your whore of a future wife.

....just sayin'.

 

[absolutjock]

Firstly, I have to applaud your courage and openness to be this honest....

however, are you normally this honest about your sexual experiences outside of LPSG?

Also, it's a commonly discussed notion that the prostate is "the male G spot," would you think its 'gay' if a straight jock were to enjoy prostate stimulation for a better cum?

Yeah. For better or worse, I am a pretty honest and blunt person. I find most girls are actually attracted to my straightforward predisposition while many guys just think I am a dick... So I happily accept your praise. Thanks!

Prostate stimulation sounds pretty gay, doesnt it? I am reminded though of the movie Roadtrip and Seann William Scotts' character who fell in love with a nurse who would "milk his prostate." Granted -- its a movie, but I'd look at it as an example how a straight man might appreciate that act (even though I cant wrap my head around it.)Again, is it not mostly a state of mind?

If your desire is to have a cock in your ass, youre probably gay. Im not one to make assumptions though; who cares? Sexuality is complex and personal.

 

[mexdude]

Well quite good info, i was fearing i was becoming that kind of guy

 

[jjsjr]

Prostate stimulation sounds pretty gay, doesnt it? I am reminded though of the movie Roadtrip and Seann William Scotts' character who fell in love with a nurse who would "milk his prostate." Granted -- its a movie, but I'd look at it as an example how a straight man might appreciate that act (even though I cant wrap my head around it.)Again, is it not mostly a state of mind?

If your desire is to have a cock in your ass, youre probably gay. Im not one to make assumptions though; who cares? Sexuality is complex and personal.

I figured you'd say just that, but considering the questions before mine, I felt it was necessary to keep it in that theme. I wouldn't ask anything normal like your college major, exercise tips, or your favorite restaurant to frequent. Those questions actually matter, and we wouldn't want that! :wink: But again, I applaud your willingness to share.

 

[swimmerguy4]

what's your most outrageous fucking story?

 

[absolutjock]

I figured you'd say just that, but considering the questions before mine, I felt it was necessary to keep it in that theme. I wouldn't ask anything normal like your college major, exercise tips, or your favorite restaurant to frequent. Those questions actually matter, and we wouldn't want that! :wink: But again, I applaud your willingness to share.

Double major: Public Relations & Philosophy

Exercise Tip: Dont waste your valuable energy on an aerobic workout... A consistent and challenging strength conditioning program and solid diet will trim you while building you up.

Favorite restaurant: I dont frequent it b/c theres close to nothing on the menu that fits within my nutrition plan, but I love the Nickel Diner in LA on Main between 5th & 6th... Comfort food heaven!

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Stereotype much?

Im happy to report that i was a member of one of the "jock-iest" fraternaties @ USC and we regularly had one of the highest combined GPAs in the system.

Nonetheless, while youre waiting for "miss right" to decide she's ready to settle down and "mate," my buddies and I will be running a train on your whore of a future wife.

....just sayin'.

UM, just wanted to point out that NEWREBA is female. *ducks back out*

 

[absolutjock]

UM, just wanted to point out that NEWREBA is female. *ducks back out*

Valid observation and the error I made in my haste to respond probably negates the point I was trying to make.

Peoples' quickness to cut down others based on stereotypes just makes my blood boil.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Peoples' quickness to cut down others based on stereotypes just makes my blood boil.

I am all too familiar with this concept. It's something I experience often and I just don't give a shit half the time, but it really depends on the situation. People who take joy in cutting down others only make themselves look bad so I don't even bother with those folks most times.

Okay, now that I went completely off topic, here's a question to get back on track:

What is your favorite book? Why? Which character do you relate with the most?

 

[NEWREBA]

Stereotype much?

Im happy to report that i was a member of one of the "jock-iest" fraternaties @ USC and we regularly had one of the highest combined GPAs in the system.

Nonetheless, while youre waiting for "miss right" to decide she's ready to settle down and "mate," my buddies and I will be running a train on your whore of a future wife.

....just sayin'.

What a sophisticated and enlightened comment. You must have been majoring in PE. Also you have a nasty attitude about women. USC? No wonder!

 

[absolutjock]

I am all too familiar with this concept. It's something I experience often and I just don't give a shit half the time, but it really depends on the situation. People who take joy in cutting down others only make themselves look bad so I don't even bother with those folks most times.

Okay, now that I went completely off topic, here's a question to get back on track:

What is your favorite book? Why? Which character do you relate with the most?

Favorite Book: The Chocolate War

Why: Briiliant work, often censored or banned by school boards for "adult themes" that are pre-pubescent issues at best. The fact that the lesson learned by the protaganist is "go along with the crowd, do as others expect of you," and is so contrary to the popular cultural belief structure/norm of the late 20th century. Plus, theres a pretty funny conflict regarding masturbation in the high school bathroom/lockerroom.

Most relatable character: Archie

 

[cockaddictedboy]

I fuck like its an olympic sport... And in most events, i'd consider myself a contender for gold.

I've only let one guy suck me off and it wasnt a great experience. I wouldnt completely rule it out, but its not something im looking for. The right conditions would be, as you explained it, no chick for a hundred miles... But it would have to be an uber attractive guy, closely shaved face, and a master cocksucker. I'd def need a few drinks in me as well.

Thank you for reply.

As I can understand , you are quite an openminded guy that just goes with the flow. But I think that you have some fears on your mind about being in an homoerotical act with your buds or some random men. You don't want to see the things as they really are I guess. You're honest but... still need to get courage by drinking for doing such man-to-man things. You have some fears . Although you will probably reject my opinion on that :wink:

You are constructing your heterosexuality again and again by answering our questions here. And this really gives you joy .
Don't get me wrong. I am not judging you. It's quite a humane thing.

 

[absolutjock]

what's your most outrageous fucking story?

Outrageous is an interesting adjective. Im not sure if you are asking to know about my most mind-blowing sex or if you intended to ask about a wild, kinky, out-of-the-box kind of experience?

Ive had a lot of great sex... But im not sure theres anything particularly unique about those events to share... They were just amazingly talented women.

In terms of crazy unusual sexcapades... Im not sure if describing it in words can possibly express the chilling and incredible feelings it produced... Buy 2 months back my girlfriend and I invited two attractive college freshmen guys we met poolside at The Encore in Vegas to come up to our suite that afternoon, sit on our couch, and watch us fuck.

Occassionally, they yelled out request like, "Fuck her tits" or "Suck his cock again" or "Spread her ass." It was so hot to be watched by someone sitting 5 feet away.... Let alone two horned up teen guys whacking off.

Before I found those guys at the pool, I threw up the offer on LPSG for voyeurs in Vegas... But we didnt have any takers.

We've since tried fooling around in front of an audience on cam4.com twice, but it isnt close to the samething. Needless to say, we're looking forward to trying it again on our next vaca.