Ask a Straight Jock

[D_Blevitt Buttkicker]

let me ask you a few things i have been asked recently

- do you selfsuck? if yes do you swallow?
- how can i lose about 1kg of fat without doing aerobic exercise, diet? what?
- would you rather have a 12 inch massive dick or millions of dollars in the bank

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Favorite Book: The Chocolate War

Why: Briiliant work, often censored or banned by school boards for "adult themes" that are pre-pubescent issues at best. The fact that the lesson learned by the protaganist is "go along with the crowd, do as others expect of you," and is so contrary to the popular cultural belief structure/norm of the late 20th century. Plus, theres a pretty funny conflict regarding masturbation in the high school bathroom/lockerroom.

Most relatable character: Archie

I haven't read that book but it's definitely going on my list. It's one of those books I always wanted to read but never got around to. Thanks for the reminder!

 

[NCbear]

Everyone notices cock, especially big cock or otherwise different-from-the-norm cock.

What do you notice? Size? Circumcision status? Color? Hair around it?

What do you think others notice about you, other than just cock size? The items above, or perhaps muscles, or height, or something else?

NCbear (who thinks from examining your pics somewhat closely :biggrin1: that you're uncut, but who isn't sure )

 

[jjsjr]

NCbear (who thinks from examining your pics somewhat closely :biggrin1: that you're uncut, but who isn't sure )

jjsjr has thought that too. lol.

 

[absolutjock]

let me ask you a few things i have been asked recently

- do you selfsuck? if yes do you swallow?
- how can i lose about 1kg of fat without doing aerobic exercise, diet? what?
- would you rather have a 12 inch massive dick or millions of dollars in the bank

Its been 3 years since my last post here... And i see some questions were left unanswered... So, for gest, I figured I'd respond to see if anyone is interested in reviving this thread.

- No, I dont selfsuck.
- Losing 1kg on diet alone should be pretty simple. If you're serious about, I'd recommend an enema, do the cabage cleanse for 3 days, and then without necessarily limitting your food choice, just figure out how to cut your caloric intake by 1/4. Within 2-3 weeks, you should have burned a few kgs that you never have to put back on as long as you're diet/exercise remains at least consistent.
- I am in a bromance with my dick. I'll take the cash please.

 

[absolutjock]

Everyone notices cock, especially big cock or otherwise different-from-the-norm cock.

What do you notice? Size? Circumcision status? Color? Hair around it?

What do you think others notice about you, other than just cock size? The items above, or perhaps muscles, or height, or something else?

NCbear (who thinks from examining your pics somewhat closely :biggrin1: that you're uncut, but who isn't sure )

Um... Probably girth. Cock length only when its crazy long or unescapably short... But a good girth definitely makes a cock stand out, IMO.

I probably get the most attention for abs/waistline. When my shirt is off. Fully clothed, people comment on my pearly whites.

 

[whutsup21]

I appreciate your honesty as well.. gotta say that the answers to all those questions you enlightened me and made me think about some things... thanks man!

 

[_E_]

- I am in a bromance with my dick.

^perfect way of describing it, love that.

Enjoying this tread, cheers AJ. Your honesty and openness is refreshing and very much appreciated.

Though I don't consider myself a jock (others may argue this point)
I do tend to find myself identifying and relating to many of your responses and experiences here.
Suppose I think along the same vein.

Where we may differ though, are my bizarre quirks and fetishes. (save that for later)

My question...Bathroom etiquette...

There have been times here and there where I get the "shy bladder" and can't piss even when I feel I'm about to explode. I sometimes don't like feeling the pressure to "perform" aka pee on command, when I am merely trying to relax in order to pee.

Have you ever been pee shy? if so, why? How did you deal with it?
Relating to that, do you ever "sneak a peek" at the urinal or have you noticed others doing it to you? If so, how did you handle it?

I can delve deeper into some pretty scary experiences I've been through that probably contribute to my occasional apprehension in using a urinal in a public restroom but will save that for later.



btw, your Vegas story with the college dudes watching you bang your chick, awesome. If you're ever looking for another live audience member, I'm game.

 

[whutsup21]

My question is... Do You enjoy MMF threesomes as well? I know you mentioned doing a MFF threesome earlier

 

[absolutjock]

^perfect way of describing it, love that.

Enjoying this tread, cheers AJ. Your honesty and openness is refreshing and very much appreciated.

Though I don't consider myself a jock (others may argue this point)
I do tend to find myself identifying and relating to many of your responses and experiences here.
Suppose I think along the same vein.

Where we may differ though, are my bizarre quirks and fetishes. (save that for later)

My question...Bathroom etiquette...

There have been times here and there where I get the "shy bladder" and can't piss even when I feel I'm about to explode. I sometimes don't like feeling the pressure to "perform" aka pee on command, when I am merely trying to relax in order to pee.

Have you ever been pee shy? if so, why? How did you deal with it?
Relating to that, do you ever "sneak a peek" at the urinal or have you noticed others doing it to you? If so, how did you handle it?

I can delve deeper into some pretty scary experiences I've been through that probably contribute to my occasional apprehension in using a urinal in a public restroom but will save that for later.

Thanks for the comments!

I've never had the "shy bladder" issue... Atleast not for what I gather would be the same reason. I do have trouble pissing if I'm at someone's place and I think they can hear me. I tend to turn the faucet on so they cant hear me over the sound if running water. Stupid I know. And a waste of water. I rarely do it... But to me, I hate the idea of being at a quiet dinner party and everyone sitting at the table can hear me pissing down the hall.

Anyhow - to more directly respond to your inquiry - I'm not shy. I love to show off. In fact, as I write this I'm sitting on a flight home where I will proceed to the baggage claim bathroom in Oakland b/c it is one of my favorite places to put on a show. I've talked about it before (I think probably in another thread), but there are no dividers, so when you walk in and turn the corner, your eyes are naturally drawn straight down the line of urinals. If I stand at the very end, with one hand in my back pocket, and my hips angeled ever so slightly so as to cheat out... Theres no avoiding an eye full of plump cock when one walks in. I enjoy the reactions and occassional attention. Ive seen more than one guy stand at the sink "washing his hands" with a gaping jaw watching me in the mirror. The AMC movie theater restrooms are also good for this.

Personally though, I dont think urinal voyeurism is nearly as popular as 30 minutes of reading LPSG threads might lead someone to believe. I feel most guys very deliberately stand in close, cup their cock with both hands, and fix their eyes down or on the wall in front of them. Most people arent interested in being perceived as a peeper or "creeper."

I show b/c it gives consent for those who want to look to look, and those not interested still dont. I myself am more into being gawked at than gawking on orhers, so I dont really pay attention to what others at the urinal are packing unless they're also showing and its too obvious not to look. But I dont really get excited by looking. I tend to do it more as a courtesy. "You obviously want me to look... I know how good it makes me feel when others eyeball me... So I'll make you feel good." It's just as kind and harmless as giving someone a hug who needs it.

Obviously, my 2 cent advice would be to get out of your own head b/c most people are just in the bathroom to piss. And if someone looks? So what? What happens next? Nothing. Alas, I know that advice probably over simplifies your neurosese and I definitely dont intend to minimize the issue for you.

Best of luck with that!

As for the Vegas story... Yes, by and far still one of the best sexual experiences of my life. It takes a speciel kind of girl to do that and unfortunately, that relationship was doomed for unrelated reasons. I am unattached to any one chick now and am having fun. Nothing like my tryst in Vegas, but I'm betting I'll find another girl into that someday soon... Or at least, webcam.... Here's hoping!!

 

[absolutjock]

My question is... Do You enjoy MMF threesomes as well? I know you mentioned doing a MFF threesome earlier

I've never done it. Love to watch it in porn. Almost happened in college but buddy punked out at last minute... I think he was shyer than he let on.

But... If it were to occur... The perfect storm conditions for such an event for me would have to involve one of my best friends and a girl neither of us is in a relationship with or has any romantic interest in. I 'm not into swinging or cuckolding. Also not really into MM action. Just interested in blowing some pretty girl's mind with two cocks. Of course, part of the thrill for me would be trying to show the other dude up... Not in a demeaning way (if thats possible).. But in the way that by the end of the night, its clear it was my cock that made her head rock.

 

[absolutjock]

I appreciate your honesty as well.. gotta say that the answers to all those questions you enlightened me and made me think about some things... thanks man!

Thanks for the comment! Glad you enjoy the thread.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Do you think that Scotland should be part of the UK Mr Jock?

 

[absolutjock]

Do you think that Scotland should be part of the UK Mr Jock?

Scotland is part of the UK. Is there some debate about it regaining independence? If so, it hasnt made a big splash the news in the US. I wouldnt have an informed opinion on the matter.

But my uninformed opinion is, as long as they can get a seat at the table in the EU, go for it. My observation of Scotland is that it has remained fairly culturally distinct and has a very strong economy. I'm not knowledgeable on parlimentary representation, but if Scotland doesnt feel there is a strong enough voice for the Scottish people in London or the EU via the UK, then sure.

Probably trading one plutocracy for another.

Incidentally, should Scottish independence lead to a reprise of kilts in popular fashion, that sounds great.

 

[Doodlemansc]

Scotland is part of the UK. Is there some debate about it regaining independence? If so, it hasnt made a big splash the news in the US. I wouldnt have an informed opinion on the matter.

Incidentally, should Scottish independence lead to a reprise of kilts in popular fashion, that sounds great.

If you ever get curious, the Economist has been running good articles about it for the last few years.

Did you ever discover if anything goes down faster than a DG?

Okay, real questions--Do you like going on dates with girls? And if so, one on one or going along with a group? Why?

 

[_E_]

I do have trouble pissing if I'm at someone's place and I think they can hear me. I tend to turn the faucet on so they cant hear me over the sound if running water. Stupid I know. And a waste of water. I rarely do it... But to me, I hate the idea of being at a quiet dinner party and everyone sitting at the table can hear me pissing down the hall.

^this. I've done that a couple times. With me it depends on the people i'm around and how relaxed the atmosphere is. If it's a bunch of close friends, i'll piss as loudly and proudly all day, but a bunch of stiff uptight prudes I've just met or people I'm just not comfortable around...forget it.

I show b/c it gives consent for those who want to look to look, and those not interested still dont. I myself am more into being gawked at than gawking on orhers, so I dont really pay attention to what others at the urinal are packing unless they're also showing and its too obvious not to look. But I dont really get excited by looking. I tend to do it more as a courtesy. "You obviously want me to look... I know how good it makes me feel when others eyeball me... So I'll make you feel good." It's just as kind and harmless as giving someone a hug who needs it.

That's the way it should be. A very normal healthy perspective actually, applaud your honesty on that. IF I were in that bathroom and saw you there I'm sure I'd be admiring yours. May even make a comment, like, "damn dude, what supplement do I take to get it to look like that!?"

get out of your own head b/c most people are just in the bathroom to piss. And if someone looks? So what? What happens next?

Thanks for the advice there. As I mentioned it's on occasion. It's progressively diminished over time.

But I know it stems from many bad experiences, abusive father who would take me in the bathroom and stand there watching me, waiting for me to go, when I couldn't he would beat me. Then I was molested at 16 by a child predator who was stalking me. Found pictures of me online someone from school posted , found out who I was, where I lived and started following me everywhere. While I was peeing in a public restroom he came in, was staring at me, touching himself and then reached over and started touching my junk WHILE I was peeing. I could go on with more experiences, don't feel like writing a novel though, I'll spare you the headache.


Thank you for the very detailed and thought out response.

 

[absolutjock]

Did you ever discover if anything goes down faster than a DG?

Okay, real questions--Do you like going on dates with girls? And if so, one on one or going along with a group? Why?

Hahaha... I could tell you some DG stories. However, although not the easiest , Theta actually had the wildest girls , IMO.

Do I like going on dates with women?? Uh, sure. I mean... Of course. I value companionship. A life of meaningless hookups gets old and, well, meaningless, right?

Group dates, IMO, are for teenagers who have no game and married couples who have run out of things to talk to their spouse about.

 

[jjsjr]

Did you get my email/message here?
....jc.

 

[absolutjock]

Been getting a number of private messages recently that reminded me of this old thread, which admittedly, I enjoyed.

If anyone would be interested in joining a private group I’ve started on Kik to ask straight jock(s) questions and/or talk about experiences, reply here or message me with your Kik username.

 

[Brad Thompson]

Been getting a number of private messages recently that reminded me of this old thread, which admittedly, I enjoyed.

If anyone would be interested in joining a private group I’ve started on Kik to ask straight jock(s) questions and/or talk about experiences, reply here or message me with your Kik username.

can you add me to the group...bthompson487....great chatting last night man, youve def got some great stories haha