Ask a Straight Man anything

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  1. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    Taking a stab at this... based off of Cristina69, and the runningman's topics
     
  2. Mandee

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    What is it about me that people don't like?
     
  3. therunningman

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    when you're in the locker room, do you check guys out?
     
  4. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    Hmmm hard question... maybe it's something they don't find attractive personality wise.
     
  5. cristina69

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    CROMBIEDUDE I LOVE YOU!
    How Do U Stay SOOOOO Hot?
    XxX
     
  6. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    I have to admit as hard as it is... it's hard to walk in the locker room and NOT see 40 penises out in the air. That and the hairy guys... ew! just shave!
     
  7. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    Aww you're gorgeous as well Christina! Like damn! I work out like daily and I kinda work at Abercrombie (sh! no one told you :tongue:)
     
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    I wasn't necessarily talking about dingles. But I agree they are hard to miss and are very enjoyable to see. There are a few guys I check out just to see their progress. Like the guys who started the time I did at the gym...or the guys who have the build I'm shooting for - they motivate me to keep at it.
     
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    OMG I wish I could go into the Guys LockerRoom :(
     
  10. prince_will

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    lol...i'll ask the same question i did in the "ask a gay man" thread.

    what is a good cologne for men? i need to try a new one.
     
  11. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    Dingles?!?! you just say that?! (adds to my dickshunary) I'm not sure. I do look at some guys but not the way you do sexually. I check out mainly backs because that's my flaw... (I said it! :tongue:)... but yes I do.
     
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    You can! Just walk in! They would be glad to see you!
     
  13. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    I love Fierce... women can't turn that down. However another good one is GIorgio Armani's "Acqua Di Gio"
     
  14. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    Or if you walk in the LPSG lockerroom you'll find that SOME will like you SOME won't. just sayin
     
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    I'll be the judge of that. Send pictures... ;)

    Other words to add:

    recockulous - when something is more than rediculous
    redic - when something is even more than recockulous
     
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    Try a man scent. Aqua di parma. or Imperials Creed
     
  17. D_Ezechaell Hoplugger

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    Acqua Di Parma has too "Brute-y" of a scent for me. I forgot about Imperials Creed!
     
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    ITS LIKE A BEARS DEN...DANGEROUS BUT TEMPTING!!! :)
     
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    Haha

    Y'ALL HAVE A LOCKERROOM AND DIDNT TELL ME! IM HURT :(
     
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