Ask a Straight Man anything

[cristina69]

Alright Straight Man...

Whats The First Thing About A Girl That Catches Ur Eye?

 

[Garth33]

ahhh...the dance...GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!

 

[D_Ezechaell Hoplugger]

No doubt about it

In Order:
1. Boobs
2. Ass
3. Eyes

 

[therunningman]

christina is coming out to SF to do coke off a hooker's ass with me...you down crombie?

 

[Garth33]

I'm a FULLY QUALIFIED professional videographer! I could tape it for you?

 

[cristina69]

Doing A Who Now???

 

[D_Ezechaell Hoplugger]

I'm SO game! The hooker has to be an asian chick though... they have the best asses.

 

[cristina69]

I'm SO game! The hooker has to be an asian chick though... they have the best asses.

SERBIAN girls have the BEST asses...and everything else

 

[Garth33]

(holy I'm a THIRD WHEEL batman!) - go for it you two!!

 

[D_Ezechaell Hoplugger]

I heard serbians have the smallest dicks too.

 

[dpdeke]

you've never had a Canadian girl if you think that...

 

[cristina69]

My poor brother LoL

 

[therunningman]

I'm SO game! The hooker has to be an asian chick though... they have the best asses.

population is about 30% asian out here. i'm sure we can hook that up. and i don't know what serbians you all know but the serb guys i've been with were LPSG inductees for sure.

 

[cristina69]

My background is Serbian, Im not really into Serb guys....GREEK GUYS THOUGH.......Yummmmmmmmmy

 

[dpdeke]

how 'bout it sis, nothing better to do and its -29 outside

 

[D_Ezechaell Hoplugger]

Lake Erie must hate you guys too huh?

 

[therunningman]

Lake Erie must hate you guys too huh?

wait aren't we asking you the questions?

hang to the right or the left?

 

[D_Ezechaell Hoplugger]

you've never had a Canadian girl if you think that...

Actually can't say I've ever had a Canadian Chick

 

[twix1]

when was the last time you beat it? and how often do you you beat it as a regular straight guy?

 

[cristina69]

Its -29? Ahhhhh OMG Deke Were Gonna Freeze

Crombie Come Heat TO Up For Us