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Go ahead, try to give me a headache.

I have also been referred to as a nerd, and a sex nerd (not sure what that is, but it sounds funny), so if you have questions for those two positions, let me have it.:tongue:
 

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lol no... I was just trying to figure out why you are called a sex nerd :p

I'll gladly volunteer!!
 

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lol no... I was just trying to figure out why you are called a sex nerd :p

I'll gladly volunteer!!

I'm not even sure of that one, it was just a funny little nickname. :biggrin1:

And you can gladly volunteer, just fill out a little release form and leave your panties in the bakset.:tongue:

Did you like Ann Richards?

Really before my time, but she liked to fuck with Bush Sr., so that was funny.:biggrin1::tongue:
 

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The gettin's gone.

I still think there's some beans at the bottom of the pot.:tongue:

Do you know who shot JR?
Maybe we're going to have to ask you questions about anything that happened after 1990.

No, but I know Maggie shot Mr. Burns.

That answers your assumption right there.:biggrin1:
 

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Go ahead, try to give me a headache.
I have also been referred to as a nerd, and a sex nerd (not sure what that is, but it sounds funny), so if you have questions for those two positions, let me have it.:tongue:
You can't say people called you a sex nerd without explaining what that means. :rolleyes: It's like telling half a story. :12:

What's with these "ask a .................." threads?
I don't know but they are getting rather tiresome. Maybe Gillette can merge them? :rolleyes::wink:
 

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You can't say people called you a sex nerd without explaining what that means. :rolleyes: It's like telling half a story. :12:

I don't know but they are getting rather tiresome. Maybe Gillette can merge them? :rolleyes::wink:

I never said people, just one person. She calls me a nerd, I added the sex part because I thought it sounded funny. That's the story and I'm sticking to it.

Gillette can merge them.:wink:
 

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I finally have a sex, nerd, Texan, and large penis question:

The Sam Houston statue, located in Huntsville, Texas. I read that it is the world's tallest statue of an American hero. Sam stands about 67 ft. tall and weighs almost 30 tons. I'd like to know if he had a penis, how big it would be?

Please include the length, girth, as well as any other info. Thanks!