Ask A Texan Anything

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Go ahead, try to give me a headache.

    I have also been referred to as a nerd, and a sex nerd (not sure what that is, but it sounds funny), so if you have questions for those two positions, let me have it.:tongue:
     
  2. Mandee

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    Do you read a lot of scientific studies about sex?
     
  3. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    No, should I?

    Perhaps I can get a lab coat and I can conduct some sex studies on a mattress in the alley behind 7-11.:tongue:

    For anyone that signs up for my study you get a free coupon for a Slurpee.























































    * One coupon per cum. Coupons expired in Jan. '99.
     
  4. Mandee

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    lol no... I was just trying to figure out why you are called a sex nerd :p

    I'll gladly volunteer!!
     
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    Did you like Ann Richards?
     
  6. B_Italian1

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    What's with these "ask a .................." threads?

    Do you know JR, Sue Ellen, or Miss Ellie?
     
  7. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    I'm not even sure of that one, it was just a funny little nickname. :biggrin1:

    And you can gladly volunteer, just fill out a little release form and leave your panties in the bakset.:tongue:

    Really before my time, but she liked to fuck with Bush Sr., so that was funny.:biggrin1::tongue:
     
  8. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Gott jump on the bandwagon while the getting's good.:tongue:

    No, but I know RJ, Susan E., and Mrs. Eleanor.







































    I lied, I don't really know them.
     
  9. Gillette

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    The gettin's gone.
     
  10. B_Italian1

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    Do you know who shot JR?
    Maybe we're going to have to ask you questions about anything that happened after 1990.
     
  11. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    I still think there's some beans at the bottom of the pot.:tongue:

    No, but I know Maggie shot Mr. Burns.

    That answers your assumption right there.:biggrin1:
     
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    Do you like Mexicans?
     
  13. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Ouch, put me on the spot!

    Umm...I like Mexican food. It's my favorite. With that being said, Iam going to go eat some fajitas!
     
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    Too funny!
     
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    Are you a born-again nerd?
     
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    Nope, but I am a born-again 80's hair metal singer.
     
  17. Principessa

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    You can't say people called you a sex nerd without explaining what that means. :rolleyes: It's like telling half a story. :12:

    I don't know but they are getting rather tiresome. Maybe Gillette can merge them? :rolleyes::wink:
     
  18. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    I never said people, just one person. She calls me a nerd, I added the sex part because I thought it sounded funny. That's the story and I'm sticking to it.

    Gillette can merge them.:wink:
     
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    who?
    What?
    When?
    Why?
    How?
     
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    I finally have a sex, nerd, Texan, and large penis question:

    The Sam Houston statue, located in Huntsville, Texas. I read that it is the world's tallest statue of an American hero. Sam stands about 67 ft. tall and weighs almost 30 tons. I'd like to know if he had a penis, how big it would be?

    Please include the length, girth, as well as any other info. Thanks!
     
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