Ask A Texan Anything

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Should I visit Texas and have a few Texan ladies before I die?

Alright, but I get to be with them first.:biggrin1:

 

[Drifterwood]

Alright, but I get to be with them first.:biggrin1:

You mean you haven't already? :tongue:

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Do thing really grow bigger in Texas, or is that just a myth?
Also am i right for not trusting her?

 

[B_Italian1]

Why do Texan men wear big ugly hats?

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Do thing really grow bigger in Texas, or is that just a myth?
Also am i right for not trusting her?

Well you have seen my proof on numerous occasions to answer that question yourself.:wink:

Not sure who "she" is, but you have good judgement. So you could be right in not trusting her.

Why do Texan men wear big ugly hats?

Well they do have some benefits to them. They are excellent sun blockers and when it rains, it keeps your soulders somewhat dry, better than no hat at all.

Some like and still wear the hats, mainly as a tradition thing I think, and some just like the style.

 

[Mandee]

Does everone in Texas ride a big white horse?

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Does everone in Texas ride a big white horse?

Well I'm white, and I guess you could call it big. It's not horse big, and not big enough for me to ride it myself, but someone else could ride on it.:wink:

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Do you own chaps? if you do can you take a pic of yourself wearing nothing but them :tongue:

And a cowboy hat
:clit:

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Do you own chaps? if you do can you take a pic of yourself wearing nothing but them :tongue:

And a cowboy hat
:clit:

I do have access to a pair of chaps and a cowboy hat.:wink:

 

[B_sugarandspice]

Do you watch any televangelists?

Can you shop on Sunday?

Can you do it in the butt??

 

[B_sugarandspice]

Because guys are assholes.

Because Texas wants you to stop in major cities and contribute to the economy. You can't spend money at a rest stop.

All rest stops within a 50 mile radius of Dallas were torn down for that reason.

Now I have never been inbetween San Antonio and El Paso. So if you are meaning why there aren't any decent "clean" places to stop, I'm sorry, I can't help you.:wink:

I thought it was because the are gay hating bigots and rest stops were meeting places for gay men hooking up.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

I do have access to a pair of chaps and a cowboy hat.:wink:

Then i will be expecting and insisting on'exclusive' rights to that photo

 

[B_sugarandspice]

How big is your belt buckle?

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Do you watch any televangelists?

Can you shop on Sunday?

Can you do it in the butt??

No

Yes

And if it's my butt or another man's butt you are asking about, then no.

I thought it was because the are gay hating bigots and rest stops were meeting places for gay men hooking up.

Not everyone here is, but I would not be surprised if that was the real reason.

Then i will be expecting and insisting on'exclusive' rights to that photo

You got it.:wink:

How big is your belt buckle?

I do not have a gold belt buckle. I have a normal belt buckle and it is of modest size.

 

[Drifterwood]

Is Texas the No. 1 State of the US, and if so, why?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Is it true about lonely cowboys and their cattle?

 

[Smaccoms]

Oh man, I wish I could help ya! I can maybe put in a good word for ya.

I didn't know there were that many gay guys here in Texas. Maybe that saying about the "steers and queers" was right.

Tell them I admire them so *faints from disappointment...*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You really do bull riding just for the competition don't you and not something else?

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Is Texas the No. 1 State of the US, and if so, why?

Not sure about that one. We are pretty big, but I don't know about being number one.

If we were number one, I'm sure Izzy Mandlebaum will try to out lift us.:tongue:

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Is it true about lonely cowboys and their cattle?

I'm not a cowboy so I don't feel qualified to answer that. There are some sick fucks out there, so I would not be surprised.

Tell them I admire them so *faints from disappointment...*

I'll tell them.

You really do bull riding just for the competition don't you and not something else?

Never rode a bull before, but I imagine it would be a rush. I'm not in the mood to get my junk snapped off by a raging bull, so I won't be trying that "other" thing.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You ever dated or fucked a Dallas Cheerleader?