Ask A Texan Anything

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

You ever dated or fucked a Dallas Cheerleader?

Nope.

 

[Principessa]

Is Texas the No. 1 State of the US, and if so, why?

No they are not. The first state is Delaware. The largest state is Alaska, with Texas running a not even close 2nd. :biggrin1:

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Alaska 1656,425 square miles
Texas 2268,601 square miles
California 3163,707 square miles
Montana 4147,046 square miles
New Mexico 5121,593 square miles

I do have access to a pair of chaps and a cowboy hat.:wink:

We'll be waiting for those pics to post.

Well I'm white, and I guess you could call it big. It's not horse big, and not big enough for me to ride it myself, but someone else could ride on it.:wink:

Your horse cock is welcome in my stable anytime.

Are you allowed to be a vegetarian in Texas? No, you are not. :tongue:

BTW - I don't wear a bowler or Top Hat. Why the heck not? What kind of Brit are you? Do you at least own a Savile Row suit?

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

No they are not. The first state is Delaware. The largest state is Alaska, with Texas running a not even close 2nd. :biggrin1:




Alaska 1656,425 square miles
Texas 2268,601 square miles
California 3163,707 square miles
Montana 4147,046 square miles
New Mexico 5121,593 square miles



We'll be waiting for those pics to post.

Your horse cock is welcome in my stable anytime.

Are you allowed to be a vegetarian in Texas? No, you are not. :tongue:

BTW - I don't wear a bowler or Top Hat. Why the heck not? What kind of Brit are you? Do you at least own a Savile Row suit?

Always a flatterer, NJ. Thank you :wink:

 

[Gonzo3]

Go ahead, try to give me a headache.

I have also been referred to as a nerd, and a sex nerd (not sure what that is, but it sounds funny), so if you have questions for those two positions, let me have it.:tongue:

Is it true that every thing in texas is huge.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Is it true that every thing in texas is huge.

Some things.:tongue:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You ever known a woman to really get off on riding the mechanical bull?

 

[Smaccoms]

*wakes up* thanks lol

 

[Axcess]

How hot are the texan girls and do chuck norris visit texas very often ?

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

You ever known a woman to really get off on riding the mechanical bull?

I don't know, I never go to bars with mechanical bulls.

You been watching too much Urban Cowboy?:biggrin1:

How hot are the texan girls and do chuck norris visit texas very often ?

They are very hot, and Chuck filmed many episodes of "Walker..." in my small town and the town neighboring us.

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

I plan on visiting San Antonio this spring. Any suggestions (other the Alamo) of some places I should see while there?

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

I plan on visiting San Antonio this spring. Any suggestions (other the Alamo) of some places I should see while there?

The Riverwalk is a must, it's just a neat little area. Other than that and Fiesta Texas and Sea World, not much to do.

If you are willing to travel outside of SA a couple of hours to New Braunfels, there is Schlitterbahn, the country's largest waterpark. I should say three waterparks.

 

[TxRanger]

The Riverwalk is a must, it's just a neat little area. Other than that and Fiesta Texas and Sea World, not much to do.

If you are willing to travel outside of SA a couple of hours to New Braunfels, there is Schlitterbahn, the country's largest waterpark. I should say three waterparks.

If'n yer gonna hit New Braunsfels be sure you hit Gruene Texas - Resisting change since 1872. Grab ya a bite at the old Grist Mill.

Don't forget 2 steppin at Gruene Hall - Texas' Oldest Dance Hall.

Now I'm homesick.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

If'n yer gonna hit New Braunsfels be sure you hit Gruene Texas - Resisting change since 1872. Grab ya a bite at the old Grist Mill.

Don't forget 2 steppin at Gruene Hall - Texas' Oldest Dance Hall.

Now I'm homesick.

I'm not from the area, but it's my favorite place to visit in Texas.

 

[B_Nick4444]

I plan on visiting San Antonio this spring. Any suggestions (other the Alamo) of some places I should see while there?

not really much to see or do, but make it as early as possible -- gets quite warm very early, definitely before April -- beastly hot, by then

 

[Gonzo3]

Some things.:tongue:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm