Ask a Venezuelan guy anything

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    So I heard you people like Chavez, Miss Venezuela and oil. You can ask me anything and I'll reply :cool:
     
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    Okay, I'll bite. If Lake Maracaibo is actually a bay or lagoon, why do you call it a lake?
     
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    Because people from Zulia think that theyre totally hardcore. But their state is one of the most bizarre ones in the whole country. Culturaly speaking.
     
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    I've heard that your country was named for Venice Italy?
     
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    yr relatives in the region, Argentina, did you agree that they should have tried to re-take the Malvinas..?

    and please dont try and say theyre not yr relatives, we are ALL inter-related...ha'
    Thanks..
     
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    That is absolutely correct. When the first explorers saw the "palafitos" (native homes built above the water) it reminded them of Venice.
     
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    I've heard that your country also produces a substantial amount of natural gas/oil?
     
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    That's true! we have one of the biggest petroleum and oil reservoir of the world, we have also the world's tallest waterfall and beautiful women everywhere (with and without Plastic surgery) You should come some time!
     
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    omg I forgot my own thread LOL
     
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