Ask a very tall guy anything

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  1. Zeuhl34

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    I've seen a number of threads of this manner on this board, and I figured I'd throw my hat in the ring.

    Basic info: I'm 6'6" (198 cm), and there is one question I'd rather you not ask. Please don't ask if I play basketball. I don't.

    Aside from that, feel free to ask away!
     
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    how big is your penis? does your height ever dwarf the size of your penis?
     
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    Soft, I'm about 4.5", girth unknown. Hard I'm a tad under 8, girth a tad under 5.5. I've actually done the math, and found that even as tall as I am, my dick is a larger percentage of my height (10.2%) than the average American male (7.9%), but I do feel at times that it looks smaller on me because of my height, particularly when soft. However, that may be just because my head is so far from it or my natural insecurities.
     
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    How's the weather up there? :biggrin1:
    Do you ever get nose bleeds from being up so high? :frown1:
    Do you have trouble buying pants cause your legs are so long? :confused:
     
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    How do you deal with beds? Aren't most too short?
     
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    -Quite pleasant
    -No, never had an altitude-related nosebleed
    -Yes, it's a major pain in the ass b/c I'm fairly skinny (180 lb) too. It is amazingly hard to find pants with a 36 inseam and 31 waist. I hate pants shopping with a passion.
     
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    Have you ever realized that if you go to a hair stylist and ask for a normal hair cut you wold look less like a nerd?
     
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    Not if the bed is wide enough, then I can sleep at an angle. Or if the weather's cold, I tend to curl up. However, most beds do not fit me if I stretch out on them. The ones at college are 7' long, but I don't sleep way at the end, so my feet do tend to hang off b/c they are too narrow for me to angle myself on. However, I've learned to deal with it by just curling up a bit when I sleep.
     
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    Firstly, my hair is fairly normal. Longer than most guys', but nothing out-of-the ordinary.

    Secondly, nerdiness is more of a personality trait than a physical appearance. If someone looks traditionally "nerdy" but doesn't have the smarts to back it up, I'd classify him/her as a "geek."

    Thirdly, I keep my hair long for two reasons:

    1. It's fun as hell to headband with longer hair
    2. When I get my picture taken, my neck doesn't look as freakishly long if it has a "backdrop" of sorts.
     
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    Are you good at math and analytical stuff? It seems a lot of the really tall guys I know are good at math, engineering, and analytical type stuff. Maybe there is a connection! :eek: Is that why you call yourself a nerd, or do you just say that because nerds are trendy right now? :confused:
     
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    I am very good at math, but I fucking hate it. That's one of the reasons I'm an anthropology major. I didn't absolutely despise math so much, I'd likely go into astrophysics. I'm also into sci-fi, prog rock, and random fucking trivia.

    I don't call myself a nerd b/c it's trendy. In fact, I generally make an effort to avoid anything that is overtly "trendy."

    Also, as a sort-of-related point, something I've noticed is that most girls say they like nerds, but none lust after nerds, which is unfortunate for me.
     
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    I feel your pain. Although not as tall as you, measuring in at 6'3" I have had more than enough people ask me if I play basket ball. NO I do not, I suck at it, actually I was pretty bad at all sports on land, thats why I hit the pool and became a swimmer/water polo player :)
     
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    I used to play baseball, but now I stick to swimming and golf.
     
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    tall, slim and with a nice cock, good luck to you!
     
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    Do your ears pop if you stand up too fast, from the change in altitude? :biggrin1:
     
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    Do the lame height related jokes piss you off as much as they should?
    What's your golf handicap? Do you make good use of that big arc? Being 5'9" myself and hitting ~270yd drive avg I often wonder how much distance I'd gain if I were even 6ft.
     
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    I'm 6'6" and have hip problems, do you? It's not major yet, but my doc says that as I get older I might find more and more problems with my hips stemming from my height.

    Do women assusme you have a big dick because of your height?

    Do you realize with your weight/height you'd make an excellent MMA fighter? Guys at my gym are either short and light or tall and heavy. Once break it down to weight classes, big fuckers like me hit hard and have long reach, but don't move as fast as the lighter guys.

    What is the ideal weght for 6'6"?
     
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    44 is awfully young for hip problems. :eek: It's not like you're one of those large breed dogs prone to hip dysplasia. I think your problem may be toomany years of vigorous thrusting during sex. My Rx is that you take it easy and have your girl ride you cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. The spoon position may also be beneficial for you. :biggrin1: Also, as good as it feels at the time, I don't recommend you continue having sex 6 times a day as tnat is probably the source of the problem. :redface:
     
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    Hello Mr Tall Guy, do you think you will be getting any taller or do you think you have stopped getting taller ?
     
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    I L-O-O-O-O-VE tall people. Will you come over and play? :biggrin:
     
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