Ask an Asian Anything

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  1. D_Ivana Dickenside

    D_Ivana Dickenside New Member

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    This is inspired by dumbcow, proud italian, and njqt's "ask a..." threads.

    I'm an Asian-American female (born and bred in Los Angeles) and each question I answer will be from my point of view and the way I've seen and experienced things.

    Go ahead... ask an Asian anything. And like njqt said, "if you ask a stupid question, you may get a stupid answer."
     
  2. Principessa

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    How come all you Asian girls be stealing our black mens? :mad:
     
  3. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    girrrrrl, you know we asian women can't resists a sexy chocolate man! hehehe :tongue:

    j/k. i'm actually surprised that there's not more asian/black couples where i'm from. there's a lot of interracial dating, but asian/black couples are actually really underrated. unless you go to long beach, you won't see too many of them.
     
  4. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    why are asian girls so sexy and ageless?
     
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    please treat that as two questions
     
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    Because Wesley Snipes got locked up.
     
  7. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    first question: not all asian girls are sexy. i've seen some ugly ones, trust me! every ethnicity has their ugly ones. but just like black women, white women, hispanic women, etc, we have our "sexy" asian girls, and our not so sexy asian girls too.

    second question: i've been told we don't age as fast because we have something in our skin that prevents wrinkles from appearing sooner. i don't know if it's the pigmentation, the natural oils, or what. but that's just what my mom always told me. plus, i can say the majority of asians i know have pretty good genes anyway.
     
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    Do you have a sideways vagina?:eek:
     
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    LOL :rofl: sideways vagina? :wtf: i've never heard of this "sideways" thing. please elaborate.
     
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    hahahaha what does wesley snipes have to do with this? :tongue:
     
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    Will this thread be merged and closed like all these?
     
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    nope! :tongue:
     
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    Why do some asian women have the power to stop a man walking just with their eyes? I mean, being seductive without being bitchy, walking all naked and shoving their tits in your face?
     
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    how much soy sauce does the average asian woman consume on a yearly basis?
     
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    Do Asian-American girls love Texans? :biggrin1:
     
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    Do all Asian women dream about having sex with me, or is it just you?

    How long is a piece of Asian string?
     
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    :biggrin1: How old is brownie :confused:
     
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    How come it seems like there are alot of asian girls who just arent attracted to asian guys at all?
     
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    Could you get any more lovelier and beautiful in person than you already are in your avatar/gallery?
     
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